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· May 30
We're in the timeline where the Nazis think that they're the Blues Brothers.
Trump has lowered drug prices so much I got just three pounds of Adderal in the mail and a check for $7000.
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Trump has lowered drug prices so much I got just three pounds of Adderal in the mail and a check for $7000.
Donnie Narco wants to go full Scarface in his quest for becoming the King of Cocaine. “I’ve never used it” - riiiiiigggght.
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media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Donnie Narco wants to go full Scarface in his quest for becoming the King of Cocaine. “I’ve never used it” - riiiiiigggght.
Hero
Sen. Mark Kelly on MS NOW: "I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane. I've been nearly shot down multiple times … My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head, six people killed around her … We know what political violence is. And we know what causes it, too."
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hero
Imagine getting a pension after 5 years at a job? What in the actual fuck? I’d have like ten pensions by now. For the rest of us pawns it’s work until you’re near death, then if you’re lucky get a pension that will barely carry you to the grave.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Imagine getting a pension after 5 years at a job? What in the actual fuck? I’d have like ten pensions by now. For the rest of us pawns it’s work until you’re near death, then if you’re lucky get a pension that will barely carry you to the grave.
RFK's "love poems" to Lizza sound like they were written by Ron Jeremy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
RFK's "love poems" to Lizza sound like they were written by Ron Jeremy.
Remember when Madison Cawthorn said he was invited to a GOP orgy, and other GOPers were snorting lines off the table - well, he just announced he's running for a congressional seat in Florida - do they use those parties to blackmail members? Kind of tracks why they're all tight lipped bitches.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Remember when Madison Cawthorn said he was invited to a GOP orgy, and other GOPers were snorting lines off the table - well, he just announced he's running for a congressional seat in Florida - do they use those parties to blackmail members? Kind of tracks why they're all tight lipped bitches.
OK MAGA I’ll explain this to you like you’re an idiot: Trump was President when Epstein was arrested, had all his computers seized and was found dead in his jail cell. And the 3 missing minutes shows a murder. Now that you see the files and emails - do you realize what happened?”’
“George Soros!!”
“George Soros!!”
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
OK MAGA I’ll explain this to you like you’re an idiot: Trump was President when Epstein was arrested, had all his computers seized and was found dead in his jail cell. And the 3 missing minutes shows a murder. Now that you see the files and emails - do you realize what happened?”’
“George Soros!!”
“George Soros!!”
Tucker Carlson thinks “experiencing love towards somebody he hates” is caused by a demon. That’s your conscience, you dumb rock.
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Tucker Carlson thinks “experiencing love towards somebody he hates” is caused by a demon. That’s your conscience, you dumb rock.
“K. Ya’all worked real hard to get this store in the mall open, still need a name. What ya got?”
“Politically Unstable”
“Uh. No”
“Economically Dependent”
“Erm. No”
“Banana Republic”
“That’s it”
“Politically Unstable”
“Uh. No”
“Economically Dependent”
“Erm. No”
“Banana Republic”
“That’s it”
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“K. Ya’all worked real hard to get this store in the mall open, still need a name. What ya got?”
“Politically Unstable”
“Uh. No”
“Economically Dependent”
“Erm. No”
“Banana Republic”
“That’s it”
“Politically Unstable”
“Uh. No”
“Economically Dependent”
“Erm. No”
“Banana Republic”
“That’s it”
The five types of patriotism: blind patriotism, impartial patriotism, sports patriotism, loyalty patriotism and Putin bought you for Trump patriotism.
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The five types of patriotism: blind patriotism, impartial patriotism, sports patriotism, loyalty patriotism and Putin bought you for Trump patriotism.
If you cancel all the flights, then nobody gets home for Thanksgiving - it is cheaper this year! Thanks dipshits.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you cancel all the flights, then nobody gets home for Thanksgiving - it is cheaper this year! Thanks dipshits.
Truth
What did Watson and Crick discover?
Rosalind Franklin’s lab notes.
Rosalind Franklin’s lab notes.
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Truth
Biblically speaking, if Trump is the Antichrist, Joe Rogan is the False Prophet, which totally tracks.
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Biblically speaking, if Trump is the Antichrist, Joe Rogan is the False Prophet, which totally tracks.
It's American as, baseball, apple pie and human trafficking.
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
It's American as, baseball, apple pie and human trafficking.
There are more Christian Zionists than all the Jews on the entire planet - so you might consider pointing your finger somewhere else.
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
There are more Christian Zionists than all the Jews on the entire planet - so you might consider pointing your finger somewhere else.
Now that Gavin Newsom is done redistricting all of California, Katniss Everdeen needs to shoot him with an arrow.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Now that Gavin Newsom is done redistricting all of California, Katniss Everdeen needs to shoot him with an arrow.
Imagine having enough money to shelter every homeless person in America - and instead, you just live in a K-hole and lose at video games to some 13-year-old in Iowa.
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine having enough money to shelter every homeless person in America - and instead, you just live in a K-hole and lose at video games to some 13-year-old in Iowa.
Here's one thing you can't buy with a trillion dollars - a sense of humor.
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Here's one thing you can't buy with a trillion dollars - a sense of humor.
Some guys like butts, some like boobs, I like somebody ready to be homeless.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Some guys like butts, some like boobs, I like somebody ready to be homeless.
RFK Jr. talking about autism, is like Vought talking about supes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
RFK Jr. talking about autism, is like Vought talking about supes.
People who think the Old Testament has prophecies in it about Jesus, are the same people who think Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band proves that Paul McCartney is dead.
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
People who think the Old Testament has prophecies in it about Jesus, are the same people who think Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band proves that Paul McCartney is dead.
Steve Bannon High School photo.
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Steve Bannon High School photo.
Trump understands money like my dad did. “Here’s a quarter, go get a haircut”
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Trump understands money like my dad did. “Here’s a quarter, go get a haircut”
Hey @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social let me get this straight - you’re going to be OK with ICE kidnapping your fans and players? AND you will reward him for it?
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media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hey @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social let me get this straight - you’re going to be OK with ICE kidnapping your fans and players? AND you will reward him for it?
Next time we have a Dem president who says a gaffe, and the Republicans lose their minds - let’s play a highlight reel of Trumps most insane moments - everyone single time.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Next time we have a Dem president who says a gaffe, and the Republicans lose their minds - let’s play a highlight reel of Trumps most insane moments - everyone single time.