This is me BTW

If any of you can see this shit because apparently when you get the impersonation tag, nobody can see your fucking shit thanks dude this app rocks

Charlie is cute too

I don’t care if that Loona is furry gooner bait I’m tired of pretending she isn’t pretty because of that

This new season will have a crossover with the hit show Hazbin Hotel also streaming on Amazon Prime where hope later will rizz up Charlie while going head to head with vagina the exorcist to fight for her love hope to see you there soon 😈🦸‍♂️

There’s one team Americans can always get behind – Homelander’s. Instead of watching the game today, our superhero-in-chief is flying like an eagle over this great country, keeping it safe from Starlighter thugs. Honor him by bidding on this non-fungible JPEG!

Vought knows and cares about how much patriots are paying for groceries. That’s why Vought Fresh Farms is proud to announce a historically new low price on our eggs by the dozen. No woke yolks guaranteed!

Our research department is thrilled to report that Christmas spirit is at an all-time high, thanks to Vought’s strong values. There’s nothing we love more than teaching the woke mob how to celebrate the correct holiday. MERRY CHRISTMAS, patriots!

This Christmas, stuff someone’s stocking with the Homelander Tree Topper™. The perfect gift for the concerned patriots in your life. If you don’t see your neighbor displaying one, say something to your local authorities – they could be a grinch and/or a Starlighter!

It’s with a heavy heart that Firecracker has withdrawn her name from consideration as Head of Homeland Security. Believe all the lies you want, but the TRUTH is that she simply has too much on her plate being VNN’s lead anchor. She looks forward to impacting this nation’s youth in other ways!

Today, Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role, he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super.