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Marius Jaeger
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For the past year every news story on GLP-1s, regardless of source, has been an advertisement.
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
This argument is the very spirit of what got us here.
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Climaxing with Shelton Benjamin staring blankly into the camera for two minutes, proving to the cynics the fed got range.
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a harder incoming Striesand Effect.
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Everything they do is like a Mr. Show sketch.
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The more they isolate themselves, the less buoyant the island becomes. They are not too big to fail in this moment, especially as the algorithm keeps recycling the same exact shit.
February 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I met Fallon briefly last week, can confirm is animated skin suit.
January 28, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I mean...look at that dude. Smooth Mexi-Rick Rude is an awesome way for him to go.
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I will point you directly to Garth Mahrengi's "TerrorTome" for more on this subject.
January 27, 2026 at 8:03 PM
My standout metaphor for the Miller stratagem is watching ICE throw tear gas cans upwind in every single clip.
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Hope it's cool, but ngl bummed it's not Josh Ruben.
January 26, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Yes I am.
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Bah! I said 11.1 too!
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Maybe they'll try that Hirohito thing again now that nobody cares about the reference, amazing to remember the social cognizance of the late Attitude Era compared to whatever the fuck it is now.
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Every complaint they make up always makes ICE look like little bitches, feels like an unforced error.
January 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If I was handed this script a month ago I would've thrown it in the trash and told the writer to grow up.
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
11.1
January 25, 2026 at 1:44 PM
No Nazis lived in a world where they could be instantly identified either.
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 AM