*Sitting at desk one day. Suddenly smells rotten garlic*

ènê The fuck is that smell?! *Looks around and sees Lilly*

Lilly: ò3ó *sitting there, tail lifted and ass hissing steadily*

Lilly!! èné

Lilly: ô3ô !! *Thumbs. Shotgun shits. Flies under dresser. Ass still hissing*

This is Lilly....

Lilly = ò3ó

Always angry, hates everything, sleeps at Mach 5

Current mood: Angry sea slug

This is Pook 💜

AKA: Pook-a-Pook, Princess Pook-Pook, Snuggle Bun, Baby Babu, Fluffle-lump...

Pook: The FUCK is my name?! è3ô;;

Never add citrus to any bad odor! It's the bottom bitch of scents èné

*Sprays room after someone farts*

*Room now smells like fart wrapped in a neat citrus bow tie that constantly resets any hope of O'factory shutdown*

;A; *gasping for clean air but the aroma of ass AND citrus displaces oxygen*

Games with auto battle functions are just like saying you're making the game beat itself...

Game: *minding its own business*

Me: o3o *waves hand in face* ✨kick your own ass✨

Game: I'LL SHOW ME WHO'S BOSS! I'LL WHUP MY OWN ASS! I'LL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A CACTUS!

Me: *sips coffee* o3o ~

Rush.exe has shat itself, would you like to restart now

*Clicks yes*

We're sorry, you do not have administrative authorization

Rush has logged in

Rush has logged out

Rush has logged in "HALP!"

Rush has logged out

Rush has logged out- in

è3ó oh I fuckin hate you right now body...

Body: *screaming unconsolably*

Brain: *downs scalding coffee* e3o~

Me: =n= thank God I don't get paid for this..

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