With a fried egg and some pepper, hnnng

100% lil monchy green guy who outlives everyone.

I wish ratties lived forever, I loved them, I just can't do heartbreak every couple of years.

That can't be legal!

How the fuck do they get away with this shit? 2 years?

That's in like, the top 0.40% of streamers I think. That's huge.

Is Mittens actually dead?

I don't think I can keep reading if so, great story but pet death like that just fucks with my head

When he complained about Colt's mother sharing his bank account I thought "He's still hot about the lawsuit, I'm sure he didn't mean to be that mean"

When I saw he rejoined WWE instead of raising the profile of a smaller company I thought "Dick move."

This? Fuck soft phil, fucking hypocrite cunt.

Man who spends most of his time golfing on taxpayer money tells those taxpayers they have too many days off.

It's always a fucking podcast.