me at the Japanese restaurant: yeah I'll have uhhh... egg in broth... and start us off with uh this ocean sponge
January 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
me at the Japanese restaurant: yeah I'll have uhhh... egg in broth... and start us off with uh this ocean sponge
Bill Nighy the science gighy? is that something?
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Bill Nighy the science gighy? is that something?
my neck, my fat, my shoulders and CPAP
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
my neck, my fat, my shoulders and CPAP
seeing a lot of Halloween inflatables that are skeletons of dinosaurs. um babe they were already just bones. we only know them as bones.
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
seeing a lot of Halloween inflatables that are skeletons of dinosaurs. um babe they were already just bones. we only know them as bones.
I wish they said "mare night" instead of "hen night" so they could make a movie called Mare Night Nightmare
October 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I wish they said "mare night" instead of "hen night" so they could make a movie called Mare Night Nightmare
I like a good puzzle but fuck Rubik's cubes
September 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I like a good puzzle but fuck Rubik's cubes
call me cooked ham bc I am in a spiral
August 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
call me cooked ham bc I am in a spiral
the only "DVDs" in my collection are my Dick Van Dyke videocassettes 😌
August 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
the only "DVDs" in my collection are my Dick Van Dyke videocassettes 😌
when you floss for a week before your dentist appointment so the bloodbath doesn't tip them off that you don't floss
August 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
when you floss for a week before your dentist appointment so the bloodbath doesn't tip them off that you don't floss
12 Angry Men 2: 13 Expecting Fathers
August 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
12 Angry Men 2: 13 Expecting Fathers
old timey detectives always be putting the evidence in a handkerchief. where you keeping all those hankies fr
July 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
old timey detectives always be putting the evidence in a handkerchief. where you keeping all those hankies fr
I could eat that lunch for lunch / got a time card I can punch / ordered salad I will crunch
July 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I could eat that lunch for lunch / got a time card I can punch / ordered salad I will crunch
Is that Farn Hardwolf from Strange Thing?
July 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is that Farn Hardwolf from Strange Thing?
lmao (laughing, my anus open)
July 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
lmao (laughing, my anus open)
young Rods / be Stewart / tonight
July 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
young Rods / be Stewart / tonight
realizing too much. I realize 2-3 things a day and then forget them. helpe
July 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
realizing too much. I realize 2-3 things a day and then forget them. helpe
Hamlet? how about you cram it?
July 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hamlet? how about you cram it?
in there I found solace
where Gromit met Wallace
where Gromit met Wallace
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
in there I found solace
where Gromit met Wallace
where Gromit met Wallace