Vulgar Krampus
@vulgargoblin.bsky.social
32. Genderfluid. They/them. Goblin Enthusiast. AEW fan. Gamer. Big weeb. NSFW 18+ mdni
Consumer reviews: “exactly. trash goblin.” - @adatedreference.bsky.social
Happily married to my best friend @wyrdwitch26.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/vulgargoblin
Consumer reviews: “exactly. trash goblin.” - @adatedreference.bsky.social
Happily married to my best friend @wyrdwitch26.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/vulgargoblin
Top 5 spots too brutal for tv!
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Top 5 spots too brutal for tv!
As if there was any doubt
“Mend” by Eidola
“Mend” by Eidola
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
As if there was any doubt
“Mend” by Eidola
“Mend” by Eidola
post something random, or you’ll have an awful december.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
post something random, or you’ll have an awful december.
Thanks for reminding me that this hilarious picture exists
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Thanks for reminding me that this hilarious picture exists
#multitasking eating lemon squares and watching #AEWDynamite while waiting for my load of laundry to finish in the laundromat
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
#multitasking eating lemon squares and watching #AEWDynamite while waiting for my load of laundry to finish in the laundromat
“See your eyes are bigger than your stomach. That food’s a lil closer. You didn’t realize im a killer at large and testin me’s the reason you’ll die just a little slower!” -gjonaj against psycoses at KotD BO6
(Large intestine…the reason you’ll digest a lil slower)
(Large intestine…the reason you’ll digest a lil slower)
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“See your eyes are bigger than your stomach. That food’s a lil closer. You didn’t realize im a killer at large and testin me’s the reason you’ll die just a little slower!” -gjonaj against psycoses at KotD BO6
(Large intestine…the reason you’ll digest a lil slower)
(Large intestine…the reason you’ll digest a lil slower)
Big coats just make me feel really cool sometimes🤷
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Big coats just make me feel really cool sometimes🤷
Post your warning label
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Post your warning label
Vegeta’s crash out over not being a Super Saiyan in DBZA but instead it’s me wanting to look like a girl
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Vegeta’s crash out over not being a Super Saiyan in DBZA but instead it’s me wanting to look like a girl
Did i enjoy the 5 pieces of pizza i had for dinner after a long day? Yes
Am i now paying the horrible price for all that dairy? Also yes
Will i learn my lesson to not do this again? Not likely
Am i now paying the horrible price for all that dairy? Also yes
Will i learn my lesson to not do this again? Not likely
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Did i enjoy the 5 pieces of pizza i had for dinner after a long day? Yes
Am i now paying the horrible price for all that dairy? Also yes
Will i learn my lesson to not do this again? Not likely
Am i now paying the horrible price for all that dairy? Also yes
Will i learn my lesson to not do this again? Not likely
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me: idk why people never believe me when i say i dont do drugs
Also me at 8:30am on a work day: discussing with a friend what kind of psy-ops an alien CIA would conduct
Also me at 8:30am on a work day: discussing with a friend what kind of psy-ops an alien CIA would conduct
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Me: idk why people never believe me when i say i dont do drugs
Also me at 8:30am on a work day: discussing with a friend what kind of psy-ops an alien CIA would conduct
Also me at 8:30am on a work day: discussing with a friend what kind of psy-ops an alien CIA would conduct
The book in question for anyone curious. This trilogy is part of a larger universe of books but i think the author has said it can be read on it’s own
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The book in question for anyone curious. This trilogy is part of a larger universe of books but i think the author has said it can be read on it’s own