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The largest collection of malware source code, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected (unofficial, this is a bot! Maintained by @yjb.bsky.social, the bot can't handle retweets, video, and maybe a few other things)

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 1d

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 1d

When you have enough computers you don't need a heater. It's like, 45f outside (7c) and my office is 75f (23c).

vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 2d

Me listening to malware talks

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 2d

Just got the worlds hottest hot sauce in my eye (MadDog 257)

Can't use my right eye

I give it a 0/10.

Eye is swollen, red, makes nose hurt for some reason. Using ChatGPT for medical assistance and waiting for Uber to deliver eye drops

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 2d

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 3d

Went to GameStop and the lady behind the counter advised against using a credit card to pay for Xbox Live. Said she hackers can steal your information

I wasn't sure if I wanted to kill myself or kill her (the governments shutdown, it's legal)

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 3d

chat, its been another lovely week of internet schizophrenia. please enjoy this cute video of this kitty cat

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 7d

> openai sora released
> misinformation nightmare
> ai slop nightmare
> *scroll*
> redhat breached
> sensitive stuff included like nsa stuff
> *scroll*
> iran government leaks
> targets and malware logs and stuff

another day of internet schizophrenia

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 9d

The United States Federal Courts gave the FBI authorization to perform a "remote access search" of Telegram's servers and specific Telegram handles which they believed were offenders.

vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 9d

Dawg, the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation was trying to communicate with Telegram about accounts allegedly distributing child sexual abuse material

Telegram didn't cooperate with them so they fucking hacked Telegram hahahahaha

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 10d

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 11d

Was reading my baby boy Windows Internals Volume 1 and he started crying.

Oh, so the shiny book with the pretty lady singing is about monkeys and bubble gum trees is cool but Windows Internals isn't? This mfers brain is ROT bro

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 12d

if you pretend to be a little girl on roblox pedophiles give you free stuff. its badass

vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 13d

Really behind on stuff

Just going to be pushing unusually specific, esoteric, or weird stinky nerd tech memes for a few days

Chat, we're back to deranged posting for a few days. Buckle up.

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 15d

Hey @bx_on_x check DM

vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 17d

dawg, OSINT nerds found the guy who drained the cancer bro. hes an immigrant on a VISA from argentina currently living in miami, florida, USA

the OSINT nerds reported him to ICE 😭

omfg 😭😭

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 17d

Block Blasters, the cryptodraining malware which masqueraded as a legitimate video game, has been removed from Steam.

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 17d

Dawg, why did these cryptodrainer nerds leave their Telegram credentials exposed in plain text in their drainer?

vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 20d

HOLY FUCK.

Department of Justice nabbed one of the Scattered Spider guys. They got him on 120 counts of computer intrusions.

He's facing over 95 years in prison. I've NEVER seen a cyber crime charge this high.

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 22d

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Today United States Federal Bureau of Investigation Director, Kash Patel, stated in a congressional hearing that they find no evidence Jeffrey Epstein trafficked people.

However, Mr. Patel did confirm Old McDonald had a farm. He also confirmed he said E-I-E-I-O

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 23d

> I can't get this to fit
> Looks inside
> Fits

vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 23d

> nerds say compromised nuclear power plant
> everyone yappin about some cryptocurrency

wtf is this shit? is this a crypto shill thingy? or a ICS/SCADA compromise? both?

???

vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 23d

Reminder that most places in the United States didn't have seat belt laws up until the 1990s.

Most* places didn't implement drinking and driving laws until the 1970s

tldr 1960s you could drive drunk, no seat belt, in a metal box of death.

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 24d

DO NOT GIVE PLANTS WEAPONS

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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 28d

Do yourself a favor today. Treat yourself. Do not click the "For You" tab on Xitter. Do NOT check in on the political discussions.

Have a cat

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