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INCOMING SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION: The Intergalactic Bureau of Science is issuing a SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT for the following fugitive life forms⚠️

These organisms are considered VERY OLD and DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT. If you see them please contact your planet's local IBS surveillance post immediately!
February 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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The Intergalactic Bureau of Science's SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT is hereby updated to include Herb "The Worm" Quiggly: a young at heart storytelling grandpa who is losing the plot.

If you encounter this fugitive life form, alert your planet's ISB surveillance post.

SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION TERMINATED
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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⚠️ SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION: The Intergalactic Bureau of Science's SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT extends to Ralph Estarellas, a sci-fi scribe slash wife guy whose wife died.

This fugitive organism is VERY OLD and DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT. If you have any information, immediately contact IBS! ⚠️
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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New information has been uncovered related to the fugitive lifeform known as "Dale Elliot" - a world-cruise living, ex-life guard grandpa who hopes you're just doing fine.

The Intergalactic Bureau of Science reminds you that despite the platitudes, a SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT remains in effect!
February 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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⚠️ INCOMING SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION: Intergalactic Bureau of Science SECTOR WIDE THREAT ALERT ⚠️

Born in '64, [REDACTED] is the youngest boomer and a coin-slinging arcade pro.

If you have any info regarding this fugitive's name or whereabouts, report to your local ISB surveillance post immediately!
February 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Grandpas & Galaxies is a grand space popera about 4 GILFs who take to the stars to rescue their grandkids & perhaps the entire universe.

S4 Ep. 1 - Grandfather Paradox

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February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM