We went from stupid to monstrous in the blink of an eye

Maybe we can finally figure out who Johnny Spaceboots was so we can formally nominate them for a Nobel Prize in Literature

This isn't the time or place for April fools. We have more than enough fools already

Science may have finally gone too far

Maybe we need term limits for Congresspeople.

But there's much much corn, so that all balances it out, right?

My greatest personality flaw is that I still haven't seen Starship Troopers all the way through

Probably would have happened due to the USA's unfailing fealty to Israel, but this was definitely sped up by the plan to eject all Palestinians from Palestine, which is unique to the victor.

Thank God we don't have Genocide Joe in the Whitehouse, or Palestine might be in trouble! /s

Words fail me. This is horrific.