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Sean C
@wabsnazsm.bsky.social
I have an unsuccessful podcast! I have a Substack! I do my best but sometimes, it all goes splendidly wrong.

https://substack.com/@wabsnazsm

https://wabsnazsm.podbean.com/
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I hope that I get that Basil Fawlty t-shirt and baseball cap for Xmas this year. Dropped enough hints........
December 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
An absolute avalanche of nonsense today! Rude feuds, crude dudes, chewed food and senectitude. It's no wonder I'm knackered! Anyway, that's it until the New Year. Abnormal service will be resumed.
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The thing that annoys me about Star Wars films is that the characters never eat. Everyone is running around and blasting things but I get out of sorts if I miss lunch.
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nostalgia is like being beaten with an iron bar wrapped in a nice, cuddly soft blanket.
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Glittergeddon is much easier. You'll never hear "Rock n' Roll Christmas" and can comfortably coast through December without any effort.
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My absolute favourite insult that was ever hurled at me, came from a Frenchman and was often repeated... I always enjoyed this. "Fuck off now. Fuck off on Thursday. Always fuck off. If you are here, you must fuck off."
December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Bleeding profusely from the face in a church. Fuck it, let's call it Stigmata and start a bogus religion.
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I may have just invented the perpetual motion machine at last. I accidentally nudged a mug on the cup hooks and will that bastard stop swinging and clacking into the other mugs? Of course not.
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Today was a taxing day but you know, Wednesday is going to be excellent. A quality lunch, a dinner which would win awards from FIFA and an evening spent listening to daft stuff on the radio.
I can't wait but I'm going to have to do so.
Until tomorrow, Electro-Chums.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Clearly, this is a high quality product and you'd be a fool to miss out on owning a copy.
I'm giving away a copy of this year's Monster Month, just Like/Follow/Repost and you're in with a chance of winning.
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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This absolutely needs to be a campaign. The UK and the EU (Germany especially,) need to get all government business OFF of X. Start with that and charities and other organizations will follow.
Come to BlueSky. Cut off the oxygen at X.
Nothing is more symbolic of Europe's inherent weakness of resolve - EU and UK - than the failure of governments and institutions to leave X/Twitter en masse. It's easier to stay, so stay they do. Pathetic.
First, leave X. Leave X. Now.
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Starting to feel the gasping melancholia of December. Hoover dust sweet and breathtaking in it's intensity.
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
"One puff of wind and you'll be as bald as I am...." #Trump #fifa #corrupt
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Grudge Match
Neighbourly relations.
open.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I went out and I got wet. I mean, that's it. Nothing to add apart from a running commentary.

substack.com/@wabsnazsm/n...
Soaked Bloke in a Booth.
I knew what the weather was going to be like today.
substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Radio three is playing 'Bolero' and it strongly reminds of that ice skating thing that I have never seen.
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Cardiacs - Dinner Time
YouTube video by xyyz
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ooh, morning has...slouched. It's going to be a standard Tuesday featuring quiz cheats, questions about electronic ephemera and some head-twirling smells.

Sounds alright, I suppose.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I lit them last but they did not last when lit.
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Still hoping for these for Xmas.

Actually, no... forget it. The catchphrase is "You stupid boy!" You'd need to have three feet to make this work.

I'm not Jake the Peg.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM