Gaylord Focker
@wackysnake.bsky.social
Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?
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I don't think there's even gunna be snow
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I don't think there's even gunna be snow
I cannot be convinced there's going to be a storm in Pittsburgh
January 24, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I cannot be convinced there's going to be a storm in Pittsburgh
Another day of pouring my whole being into a grant application and every single word being deleted or changed and I have to redo all my work
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Another day of pouring my whole being into a grant application and every single word being deleted or changed and I have to redo all my work
I am so overwhelmed
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I am so overwhelmed
I miss my family so much I could cry
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I miss my family so much I could cry
I spend all day reading and writing and researching
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I spend all day reading and writing and researching
Love my coworkers, hate my job
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Love my coworkers, hate my job
This country doesn't do enough for people with felony charges
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
This country doesn't do enough for people with felony charges
I can't stop talking about felons
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I can't stop talking about felons
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While you're posting your MLK Day quotes and urging peace, don't forget his quotes about the true barriers to obtaining that peace.
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
While you're posting your MLK Day quotes and urging peace, don't forget his quotes about the true barriers to obtaining that peace.
I made my boss laugh today.
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I made my boss laugh today.
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One of the many points we're missing is that decades of military worship have made this threat a plausible scenario.
JUST IN: President Donald Trump warned he might invoke a centuries-old law to deploy US troops to Minnesota as state and federal officials clash over tactics used by immigration agents. https://cnn.it/4pIvdH0
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
One of the many points we're missing is that decades of military worship have made this threat a plausible scenario.
I feel so bad telling the movers to put things on the third floor. Also we have a THIRD FLOOR!
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I feel so bad telling the movers to put things on the third floor. Also we have a THIRD FLOOR!
I'm tryna get high tonight
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I'm tryna get high tonight
I'm being harassed by 12 year olds
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'm being harassed by 12 year olds
So shea butter is not pronounced SHAY-YAH butter. It's like every day I find a new word I've been pronouncing wrong
January 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
So shea butter is not pronounced SHAY-YAH butter. It's like every day I find a new word I've been pronouncing wrong
Shit like this makes my job so much harder. We're scared and confused!
For 24 hours, it was unclear which mental health and addiction programs would survive and who would still have jobs when the dust settled. n.pr/4qnjZIS
24 hours of chaos as mental health grants are slashed then restored
For 24 hours, it was unclear which mental health and addiction programs would survive and who would still have jobs when the dust settled.
n.pr
January 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Shit like this makes my job so much harder. We're scared and confused!
Things I do as a Godly Wife🥴 ✝️🦋🌅🏡
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Things I do as a Godly Wife🥴 ✝️🦋🌅🏡
If I had 5 wishes one of them would be to be fluent in Spanish. I would waste a wish that could go towards saving the world on myself. #selfish
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
If I had 5 wishes one of them would be to be fluent in Spanish. I would waste a wish that could go towards saving the world on myself. #selfish
I've written a damn near essay this week on workforce development programming my god
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I've written a damn near essay this week on workforce development programming my god
Tell everyone in the world that I'm you
January 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Tell everyone in the world that I'm you
youtu.be/Oai1V7kaFBk?... such a great song and video
Sisqo - Thong Song (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SisqoVEVO
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
youtu.be/Oai1V7kaFBk?... such a great song and video
a **circumcised** penis is the cats meow
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
a **circumcised** penis is the cats meow