WaftyCrank
waftycrank.bsky.social
WaftyCrank
@waftycrank.bsky.social
You know what? If you don't like it, go on the internet and complain.
I’m impressed that a Leeds boozer has views of the M602 tbh.
September 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I reckon that must be a piss easy jib. Was at a bar right outside a couple of years ago when Chic were on and I could have dead easy just wandered in and nobody would have noticed.

Might try it next summer.
August 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Halcyon days. Could almost write a book on her United days. Obv the ‘blind man incident’ would have to be the final chapter…
June 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Out and back in 23 and a half hours, with about 4 hours on the piss in the city and a bus full of lads asking who the fuck did I know in Milan that I wasn’t stopping to drink with them. I only knew about 6 of them ffs! Trainers destroyed in them fucking bogs in the San Siro. Mint but near killed me.
June 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Aye, he wasn’t having it at all, was he? Miserable get.
June 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Here’s Mike in (what is, in my opinion) his finest hour…

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Mikes Carpets Leeds Vintage 90's TV Advert 6
YouTube video by mikescarpetsvideo
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June 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Car Trouble!
June 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Never knew you could check* this.

* wish I hadn’t found out, I’ve seen what comes out me wage each year nowadays and it hurts more than TWO Chinese burns
June 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Meh, 100 miles out. Not bad for me tbh.
April 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Head Of Steam?
April 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s one of life’s certainties. Isn’t ever going to happen, not even if they expand it to 64 teams. I’m sure Hamish knows what I was getting at…
April 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“but, well, you know”…
April 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As long as you have digs booked they just check your coupon matches the passport photo and wave you in. There *could* be issues in a World Cup if you get beyond the group stages and can’t be sure where you’ll be for the knock out games, but, well, you know…
April 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m thinking of calling an EGM.
April 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
View from Manchester Road, looking down Kiln Hill. Was in Slawit having a few pints on Sunday afternoon. Cricket season nearly upon us, sadly the club are ruining the summer for me by taking San Miguel off and replacing it with Krony. Livid.
April 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
It must have still been holding meetings in the mid-late 1970s, cos my dad took me to one there, think he wanted to see if we’d enjoy it before he took us to Odsal to watch proper stock car racing.
February 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He has. And he’s a stone dead ringer for a [white] bloke I occasionally work with.
January 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Think this is the longest I’ve ever seen that bridge between repainting and being graffiti’d. Have The Pies all died out or summat?
November 13, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Oh fuck, wish I’d seen this first. So sorry, lost both my dogs earlier in the year and know the emptiness it leaves.
November 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Dog’s name, is it?
November 13, 2024 at 5:30 PM
What if your cat was called Goatse?
November 13, 2024 at 5:25 PM