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Shadows & Light - Waiter Rant
I was driving to do some Christmas shopping with my family when we passed the cemetery where my father’s mortal remains are interred. As the massive white marble clad mausoleum came into view I said, ...
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December 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Patent Pending - Waiter Rant
I like my penis. He’s provided a lot of joy during my life, taken me on many adventures, provided me with a daughter and, last I checked, not too many complaints from the ladies. But in early 2021, it...
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October 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Dragonfly - Waiter Rant
I woke up with a nagging pain in my right arm, which didn’t surprise me because I’d been afflicted with what I figured was a bad case of tendonitis all week. Because I’d rolled onto the offending limb...
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August 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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How The Tables Have Turned and Burned  - Waiter Rant
I was in a German restaurant perched on a mountainside near Lake Tahoe getting pissed off. I don’t know what it was, but I got a vibe from the staff that we weren’t wanted. Judging from the crappy tab...
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July 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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What’s In a Name? - Waiter Rant
Now that Pope Francis has gone to his heavenly reward, the handicapping and media hoopla over who will be the next Supreme Pontiff is underway. Although Francis stacked the deck, appointing eighty per...
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April 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Pope Sixtus Strikes Back  - Waiter Rant
Now in the thirteenth year of my reign and sick of all the ecclesiastical bullshit I, Pope Sixtus XVI, Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff o...
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April 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Homesick - Waiter Rant
As Renee and I walked down the main drag of Playas del Coco the noonday sun was beating down like Vulcan’s hammer and I could feel the UV rays busily mutating my skin’s DNA. Even though the humidity w...
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March 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Staying Chill  - Waiter Rant
Almost as soon as my wife’s plane lifted off the tarmac for California, my daughter said, “Remember you promised to take me to the escape room.” “My word is my bond,” I replied. I knew once we got int...
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March 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Making Things Worse? - Waiter Rant
When I got back from Hawaii, I was greeted with a snowy negative eighty degree temperature swing and, to add insult to injury, was forced to dig out my driveway before we could unload our luggage from...
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March 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Aloha - Waiter Rant
When I was in seminary, one of my professors told me, “Before God, there was a sense of the sacred.” Long before people started theologizing, they looked at the rising sun, thunderstorms, mighty ocean...
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February 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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So This Is Christmas  - Waiter Rant
My daughter plays the flute in her fifth grade band and, this morning, they put on a holiday concert. Arriving early, I snagged a couple of seats near the front for snapping pictures and waited for my...
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December 18, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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Out of Control  - Waiter Rant
Malignancies, car crashes  Power’s decisions rash  Politics, war, ideological clash Terror marring summer skies Buildings imploding, cutting short lives Death, loss, insanity, sundering ties Young men...
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November 26, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Autumn Morning Jog  - Waiter Rant
On morning kissed streets Mercuries fleet streak past As mothers perambulating, solidarity meet Whilst old men for whom the die’s cast Each other knowingly greet. The shopkeeper with wares Opening for...
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November 26, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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Satanic Mills  - Waiter Rant
Huddled masses, yearning to be free Enslaved to needs of you and me Grow our crops, tend our fields Beneath hard men who refuse to yield. Packing impulsive desires  Things they can’t afford to acquire...
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November 24, 2024 at 1:20 PM