Trying to learn from Jimmy Butler and get my work to suspend me for a couple days while I also negotiate higher pay

I cannot wait to egg their floats at pride in Minneapolis this year. Cowards

Where can I report insurance fraud? I think this stinker has been faking sick to get her favorite antibiotic

It’s only fair with the increased turmoil in the world that we the Rats are also able to defend ourselves

Elon’s answer to “what would you do if you had unlimited wealth” is to make the Earth as shitty as possible. Can someone get this guy one fucking hobby

See a lot of new people on here asking for followers and wanted to let my fans know I am committed to gaining followers only through making 2-3 slightly above average jokes a day.

Hearing a lot of scuttlebutt that a new long form video style will replace TikTok. Expect videos to be 1.5-2 hours, and include more complexity in character and plots. Some even go to centralized locations to watch them in giant screens

@drewmagary.bsky.social just want you to know I clicked on a random go fund me today and it was for a woman who had been dealing with 2 years of Lupus complications! Gonna have to find a new disease

I think it would be really brave and cool if Elon started personally testing his rockets that just happen to occasionally explode into a billion pieces