*Brendel at a fancy restaurant on a first date* "I really recommend the Gagh here, but you can't go wrong with the Bregit Lung either."
December 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
*Brendel at a fancy restaurant on a first date* "I really recommend the Gagh here, but you can't go wrong with the Bregit Lung either."
Return those classic "Garfield" collections so others can enjoy them!
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Return those classic "Garfield" collections so others can enjoy them!
He never was wearing a Coast Guard approved floatation vest in any of the commercials, maybe they crimped his style too much.
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
He never was wearing a Coast Guard approved floatation vest in any of the commercials, maybe they crimped his style too much.
What ever happened to the Ty-d-bol guy? Now that was an ad campaign, a man dressed like Thurston Howell boating around in your toilet tank.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What ever happened to the Ty-d-bol guy? Now that was an ad campaign, a man dressed like Thurston Howell boating around in your toilet tank.
As a business plan, do we need more right wing media? I mean, the audience size is pretty much fixed and only so many advertising $$$.
December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
As a business plan, do we need more right wing media? I mean, the audience size is pretty much fixed and only so many advertising $$$.
"All CPAs are equal, but some CPAs are more equal than others "
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"All CPAs are equal, but some CPAs are more equal than others "
What about a swamp ape Santa along with invasive monkey elves?
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What about a swamp ape Santa along with invasive monkey elves?
Once you've worked in the corporate world for a while you realize each subsequent boss is pretty much the same.
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Once you've worked in the corporate world for a while you realize each subsequent boss is pretty much the same.
Remember there is an Elvis film set at the (Seattle) World's Fair.
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Remember there is an Elvis film set at the (Seattle) World's Fair.
I was shopping in a vintage store the other day and they had a bunch of Garfield glasses and I thought it would be funny to just decorate my house with a Garfield theme just for the absurdity factor.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I was shopping in a vintage store the other day and they had a bunch of Garfield glasses and I thought it would be funny to just decorate my house with a Garfield theme just for the absurdity factor.
"But you've never had _____ meatballs" or "If only you could try the meatballs my ______ makes you'd change your mind"
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"But you've never had _____ meatballs" or "If only you could try the meatballs my ______ makes you'd change your mind"
Purina had an Atari 2600 game based on their chuck wagon dog food that you got by sending in proofs of purchase. According to Wikipedia the developer created the game in 3 days.
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Purina had an Atari 2600 game based on their chuck wagon dog food that you got by sending in proofs of purchase. According to Wikipedia the developer created the game in 3 days.
Along these same lines, you know who would be ripe to make a cultural comeback now? Mr. Bill!
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Along these same lines, you know who would be ripe to make a cultural comeback now? Mr. Bill!
Like getting out of a 1970s waterbed. Who ever thought those were a good idea?
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Like getting out of a 1970s waterbed. Who ever thought those were a good idea?
Happy Thanksgiving to both the Sorbets and the Crackers!
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to both the Sorbets and the Crackers!
Not as hard as karate while skydiving.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Not as hard as karate while skydiving.
At least one of those turkeys is going to be back in the news after getting caught running some sort of ponzi scheme.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
At least one of those turkeys is going to be back in the news after getting caught running some sort of ponzi scheme.
How many pink spoonbills did they need to ferment and distill to make that bottle of vodka?
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
How many pink spoonbills did they need to ferment and distill to make that bottle of vodka?
There are many rodents worse than a rat. Like if someone says you're a gerbil, that's pretty bad.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There are many rodents worse than a rat. Like if someone says you're a gerbil, that's pretty bad.
Chiles spread so fast across the world that people thought they were native in many areas, only figuring out they all came from the Americas sometime in the 19th century (I believe, I need to find my ref on this.)
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Chiles spread so fast across the world that people thought they were native in many areas, only figuring out they all came from the Americas sometime in the 19th century (I believe, I need to find my ref on this.)
The algorithm can't handle the awkward angles of the cinematography.
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The algorithm can't handle the awkward angles of the cinematography.
Oh yeah, I forgot about the gators. My dog's breed is supposed to like swimming but I took her to the beach and she didn't seem interested except to plop her butt in shallow water to cool off in the hot weather.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about the gators. My dog's breed is supposed to like swimming but I took her to the beach and she didn't seem interested except to plop her butt in shallow water to cool off in the hot weather.
Do your dogs like to swim?
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Do your dogs like to swim?
But in my experience the other components of a fixture may not be so reliable (hello capacitors!), especially if cheap. Also bad fixture design can really shorten lifetime (thermal engineering is very important!) 2)
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
But in my experience the other components of a fixture may not be so reliable (hello capacitors!), especially if cheap. Also bad fixture design can really shorten lifetime (thermal engineering is very important!) 2)