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Emmitt Fitzhume
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I think I’m an alright guy.
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March 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hello (Hello hello)

Is there anybody out there (out there there)?
March 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Can someone in the feckless useless WH press corps please ask where that giant faucet is whereby water can be "turned back on"? If you in the press cannot do follow up on this fucking nonsense, then just RESIGN from your reporting jobs. You're as useless as a boil on the ass of America.
Leavitt: "The water has been turned back on in California, and this comes just days after President Trump visited"
January 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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That ring isn’t gonna miss itself.
Mark Zuckerberg's G650 Landed in West Palm Beach, Florida, United States. Apx. flt. time 1 h 53 min.
January 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I’m so tired of him as well.
January 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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This
January 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I can NOT believe I’m moving to Texas.

I’m sorry, women. I’m sorry, scholars.

I don’t have a lot of choices right now.

I am and will be your ally.
January 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Arkansas also has one of the highest teen birth rates in the United States. #Facts
December 22, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I kinda miss old school thrash metal. That’s normal for old guys, though.
December 13, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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Every time I read the local news and see a teacher who was awarded a $250 grant for her classroom, I understand that she spent hours of her own time applying for it. Writing it. Going through a submission process.

For $250. For her classroom…
December 12, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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TIME magazine’s ‘Person of the Year.’
December 13, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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Okay so here’s me walking on eggshells: Nancy Mace lied about a guy accosting her.

Share far and wide. Let’s see if she sues me for “defamation.” 😘😃
Nancy Mace, her arm in a sling, threatens the media on the Benny Johnson show: "I have a warning for any media outlet that says I wrongly, falsely accused this guy of physically accosting me, of assaulting me. That is defamation. So I would be walking on eggshells if I were you"
December 12, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Damn. I kinda dig Wichita.
December 6, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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Fear of books is fear of ideas. It's fear of democracy itself. Let's ban that!
December 4, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Pete Hegseth is a colossal douche. He’s the guy who got swirlied in high school.

Fuck Pete Hegseth and everyone just like him and everyone who supports him.

Yep.
December 4, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:

Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I’m @wakeupyall99 from the other place. No one will know me, but fuck that other online place.
November 13, 2024 at 7:55 AM