🍁The Rudy Schwartz Project🍁
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🍁The Rudy Schwartz Project🍁
@waldo-corndog.bsky.social
Music production. 78rpm records. Strange music. Bad movies. Good movies. Schlock culture. Sneering at fascist bullshit. Processed meat. Circus peanuts.

YouTube: youtube.com/c/TheRudySchwartzProject
Bandcamp: therudyschwartzproject.bandcamp.com
The Romanians could offer a few pointers.
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Unfortunately, no. But I did get to sit in on one of their rehearsals when I was on a business trip in New York. They played it for me then, and then we went across the street to a deli and ate a sandwich.
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
If Jivani doesn't go to Washington, who else is going to be willing to give J.D. Vance a blowjob?
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
With electrodes attached to their genitals.
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
They'll blame Biden.
February 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
It'd be hilarious if we collectively exterminated ourselves that quickly. The cockroaches and raccoons would never stop laughing about it. And they'd get tons of free groceries.
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
He also played in a punk band called "Jaws of Life". Really talented guy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I think we've already passed under that bridge.
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Did you know Jim Fritzler?
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Lutnick seems like the kind of guy who would sell his mom into slavery for fifty bucks.
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
The thing I hated about Sideways was what followed this scene. A typical case of Hollywood pulling its punches for American audiences. This actually should have been the ending.
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I hope his feelings aren't hurt.
February 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I didn't know that. I would have assumed that Columbia or Victor did it first.
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Anything by The Eagles or Fleetwood Mac.
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
If Ted Cruz serves anyone's interests, the United States isn't among them.
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Hopefully Tolstoy will start cranking out a few novellas.
February 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM