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W C
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Assyrian American
Some of you aren't old enough to know what "she star sixty-nined me!" means and it shows.
July 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by W C
Some of y'all can't handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows.
June 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
WHO WON THE PUPPY BOWL*

*all of them
February 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Finally watched Squid Game. What is it some kind of allegory
January 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
WHAT
Seeing Chip Carter's beautiful eulogy is reminding me of a fancy-people thing that I never learned until well into adulthood.

Chip is a nickname for a guy named after his dad.
Skip is a nickname for a guy named after his grandfather.
Trip is a nickname for a guy named after his dad AND grandfather.
January 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I hope the power of Scientology keeps Tom Cruise alive forever, what will we do without these Mission Impossible movies
January 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My house has been Christmas'd, next up, my playlist shall be Christmas'd, followed by my sweaters, ending in a candy-cane-hot-chocolate coma on the evening of December 25th. Truly my favorite season.
December 1, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Chicago, what have we unleashed upon this wretched world
Malört is, in one word, unforgiving. It tastes a little like sucking dandelion juice through a straw made of car tires. It is also... kind of good. The divisive yet beloved liquor, once available only in Chicago, has gained devotees nationally. nyti.ms/4eOGy2u
November 25, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Me, trying to find the important feeds in Bluesky
November 18, 2024 at 5:48 PM
She’s 5 today everyone say “POE YOU’RE A PERFECT ANGEL BABY”
November 16, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Is Mike Tyson gonna kill someone tonight
November 16, 2024 at 3:29 AM