-jm
walkingcarpet.bsky.social
-jm
@walkingcarpet.bsky.social
If you truly care about this country, you gotta spank the shit out of it sometimes cuz it’s fucking up. Stealing, lying, bullying, kidnapping, murdering - a spanking is due.
This 20 megaton clownshoes bedlam gov is so stupid, ice will re-kidnap Maduro on his way to trial and deport him to Venezuala.
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
This is completely accurate
January 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
That’s what you slobs deserve for not wearing a tuxedo to get on a plane that may or may not make it to its destination.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I 500% 600% 300% sometimes as much as 1500% agree with this.
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Vampires love rancid meat puppets.
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Context matters - that was directed at Melania
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Fully disagree - majority of garbage had a useful purpose at one point.
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reposted by -jm
I bet if you polled the American people, they'd agree with me. I bet like 99 percent would agree, except the pedophiles
October 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Agreed, should be bad. Your numbers are too high though, seems like the majority of the repubs, their cultists and the tech bros that keep em propped up are ok with it.
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Why are we concerning ourselves with this stuck in a tar pit dinosaur that us the msm? They long ago showed us who they are, and it’s beyond time to move on.
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh, he hoovers all right…
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Agree on the energy and overall a net positive, but numbers only matter if the caucus being protested actually intends on having to face voters again.
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
To be fair, he only squeezes this in when he has time from protecting pedos.
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Exactly this - thank you.
October 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“If you don’t grocery shop…”. And the double spacing is as close to pictures as she could manage. This is obviously aimed at wanna be king might-Ass.
September 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I much prefer him going up elevators to coming down them.
September 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
September 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It’s soooo true.
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM