Wall-e Wonka
wall-ewonka.bsky.social
Wall-e Wonka
@wall-ewonka.bsky.social
Walking backwards through the wreckage, social capitalist by day, pirate king by night. Do good robot always.
How long before the Brooke and jubal is ai?!?
January 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The short cut of my book (my startup) got me writing a shorten version of my book as policy. ouroboros problems be like.
January 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Israelis in Argentina?

*pulls drag*

Let me tell you about a two man, the classic kind, the real ones
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
About the need for a program to procreate… www.tiktok.com/t/ZTh21ekLR/
TikTok video by noah
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January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Today in my gay audacity james thinks oil refinement could be done better and will do it himself to show you.
January 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Album name or observation?
Optical illusions of the inverse panopticon
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Optical illusions of the inverse panopticon
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I thought I was unattractive but then this beautiful woman was obviously interested in me and I’m regretting not making a move.
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Reposted by Wall-e Wonka
January 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Hot urban planning take, you cant have a third space if people dot have a first place. Like until then youre in a deficit and the equation doesnt balance out
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Talk about remembered lives, antiquity is calling
Now that I want to create music I was right to want a twink who I could hum a tune to and get a full score on sheet music back
January 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I’ve learned enough to use my domain expansion on myself
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Now that I want to create music I was right to want a twink who I could hum a tune to and get a full score on sheet music back
January 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I ate a fruit after like months and I felt like an otustuki that got a chakra fruit
January 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I think if we legalized cocaine it would be easier to hate druggies on something worse. Like alcohol, weed and cocaines legal and you’re still strung out?
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Dr. K was talking about losing a child in a past life, but when I tell my therapist I remember the life I entered chattel slavery and that’s interesting.
January 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The Christ complex is my most significant contribution to humanity www.tiktok.com/t/ZThFtxwmY/
TikTok video by lαuren ⟡
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January 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
You ever sit amongst your fellow man and see a species that needs to be loved from the ground up?
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I havent seen a rage bait couple video that wouldnt set me off in a relationship in a deal ending way, like this new “i saw your friend on hinge” one? Nah, id never trust you, my emotions arent a game, i thought you knew that, that’s why i let you in wtf…
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
When i worked at chapters for the holidays and everyone in my family asked me to return their presents after i thoughtfully picked them out books and stuff, www.tiktok.com/t/ZThNPtRW6/
Smdh #fyp#dating#nfl #womenshealth#steffondiggs
TikTok video by Brandon Henry
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January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This is a planet where those that endorse mass rape have the most power
January 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Trisha paytas wanting to run for government with the platform of making video sex work/porn illegal to people under 25 is a great move (policy wise, idk about that person enough to actually endorse or care, her name is background noise to me). I’m gonna steal that policy if i get into power.
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It’s crazy how everything is connected like private seeds creates insect loss and insect loss creates poor soil quality etc until the world is sterile and we’d have to time travel for sparks of nature, like i swear thats a cia psyop using unclassified translations to induce the mass to their
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
If you ever wonder how we got so far as a species, go to a rock climbing gym or just watch an extreme climber, niggas used to do that just to see if there was some ass on the other side of the cliff.
January 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM