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i just need a place to put all my dumb thoughts and my friends are tired of hearing them
You’re not a “puppy girl” you just want somebody to tell you what to do all the time and to not be held responsible for your own actions
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January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
You’re not a “puppy girl” you just want somebody to tell you what to do all the time and to not be held responsible for your own actions
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Can I please just fuck some dumb hot boy who’s in college or just got out who thinks it’s amazing that I’m still this pretty at 33 and thinks I’m really smart and mature just because I have my own health insurance
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Can I please just fuck some dumb hot boy who’s in college or just got out who thinks it’s amazing that I’m still this pretty at 33 and thinks I’m really smart and mature just because I have my own health insurance
Maybe not every personality flaw needs a diagnosis. Maybe you’re just a fucking bitch
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Maybe not every personality flaw needs a diagnosis. Maybe you’re just a fucking bitch
Most people I know think that I have a really cool “rock n roll” sort of attitude while what I really have is a really cool leather jacket, but I don’t think they can tell the difference
January 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Most people I know think that I have a really cool “rock n roll” sort of attitude while what I really have is a really cool leather jacket, but I don’t think they can tell the difference
Retail therapy? Is that when you work in retail, and so you need therapy?
January 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Retail therapy? Is that when you work in retail, and so you need therapy?
Sanrio is really doing the gods’ work by making the world’s saddest girls smile
December 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sanrio is really doing the gods’ work by making the world’s saddest girls smile
But nobody ever asks WHY the hippos are hungry hungry. Could it be because the hippo bourgeoisie have cut off their access to proper sustenance?
…has this joke been made already?
…has this joke been made already?
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
But nobody ever asks WHY the hippos are hungry hungry. Could it be because the hippo bourgeoisie have cut off their access to proper sustenance?
…has this joke been made already?
…has this joke been made already?
“You know, estrogen makes us women crazy”
…No. Estrogen makes us in touch with our emotions. Men make us crazy.
…No. Estrogen makes us in touch with our emotions. Men make us crazy.
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“You know, estrogen makes us women crazy”
…No. Estrogen makes us in touch with our emotions. Men make us crazy.
…No. Estrogen makes us in touch with our emotions. Men make us crazy.
Lindt fell off fr when they stopped making the peanut butter truffles
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lindt fell off fr when they stopped making the peanut butter truffles
The problem with having a job you don’t take seriously is that there will be people there who do and they will make your life at work an absolute living hell
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The problem with having a job you don’t take seriously is that there will be people there who do and they will make your life at work an absolute living hell
Some people like to watch true crime. I prefer false crime. That’s when they just talk about people going about their completely ordinary lives and never breaking any laws ever
December 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Some people like to watch true crime. I prefer false crime. That’s when they just talk about people going about their completely ordinary lives and never breaking any laws ever
I came into this world screaming and crying and shitting myself and I fully intend to go out the same way
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I came into this world screaming and crying and shitting myself and I fully intend to go out the same way
I usually only make stupid jokes here but I have to be completely serious for one moment: I am sick to death of people in the media referring to underage victims of sex crimes as “women” or even “young women”. They were GIRLS. CHILDREN. CHILDREN!!!
December 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I usually only make stupid jokes here but I have to be completely serious for one moment: I am sick to death of people in the media referring to underage victims of sex crimes as “women” or even “young women”. They were GIRLS. CHILDREN. CHILDREN!!!
Pretty on the nose to be a sex trafficker when your name looks like jizz-lane
December 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Pretty on the nose to be a sex trafficker when your name looks like jizz-lane
What if we’ve had it backwards this whole time and cilantro really does taste like soap but some of us just have this weird gene that makes it taste like cilantro
December 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What if we’ve had it backwards this whole time and cilantro really does taste like soap but some of us just have this weird gene that makes it taste like cilantro
Lamplight, lock doors, lady boss. Or some shit idk I’m not on tik tok
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lamplight, lock doors, lady boss. Or some shit idk I’m not on tik tok
Literally don’t know why anyone gives a shit about history. Like…that shit already happened..? Move on lol
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Literally don’t know why anyone gives a shit about history. Like…that shit already happened..? Move on lol
Eye contact is severely overrated. Are you trying to steal my soul or something? Just lemme gaze off into the empty space next to your head while I say things
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Eye contact is severely overrated. Are you trying to steal my soul or something? Just lemme gaze off into the empty space next to your head while I say things
Scrub daddy is that a product or a command? 👀
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Scrub daddy is that a product or a command? 👀
So I told ‘em “microplastics? Pfeh! My body’s full of megaplastics!” And then there’s like this picture of a massive fuckin dildo
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So I told ‘em “microplastics? Pfeh! My body’s full of megaplastics!” And then there’s like this picture of a massive fuckin dildo
Sometimes I hear a term I don’t know the meaning of and then I don’t look it up and I never find out what that thing is
a black and white photo of a man with a beard
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a beard
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December 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sometimes I hear a term I don’t know the meaning of and then I don’t look it up and I never find out what that thing is
“I keep punching myself in the face and it still hurts. I’ve been punching myself in the face FOR YEARS and it STILL HURTS!”
I…I just don’t know how to help you at this point…
I…I just don’t know how to help you at this point…
December 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“I keep punching myself in the face and it still hurts. I’ve been punching myself in the face FOR YEARS and it STILL HURTS!”
I…I just don’t know how to help you at this point…
I…I just don’t know how to help you at this point…
Maruchan “instant” lunch is kind a misnomer isn’t it? It still takes a few minutes to prepare, and even longer to be edible without boiling your tongue off. I’m filing a complaint with the better business bureau!
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Maruchan “instant” lunch is kind a misnomer isn’t it? It still takes a few minutes to prepare, and even longer to be edible without boiling your tongue off. I’m filing a complaint with the better business bureau!
Screw safety pins where can I get some danger pins
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Screw safety pins where can I get some danger pins
It is literally impossible to capture any photo of Luigi in which he does not look devastatingly sexy
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It is literally impossible to capture any photo of Luigi in which he does not look devastatingly sexy