The Flash
@wallywestflash.bsky.social
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The guy that runs really really fast. not actually affiliated with DC. minor Drive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1gEidnTRmym-z5wFPwsl1OXx6DnysXNiS
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why is the sun gone where did it go
wallywestflash.bsky.social
"i forgot this place existed-" SO DID 99% OF THE OTHER PEOPLE HERE YOURE NOT SPECIAL
wallywestflash.bsky.social
I've checked my 2 other accounts
They blocked me on those too
wallywestflash.bsky.social
my stupid fucking parody Twitter version is in another generic fighting event
wallywestflash.bsky.social
what was that I'm blocked
wallywestflash.bsky.social
angry birds is better
wallywestflash.bsky.social
6 because one is you
wallywestflash.bsky.social
aren't you a Minecraft fox made up of pixels in a game
how do you even have a wife
wallywestflash.bsky.social
I ate 79 thousand in 3 seconds. I spent 5 minutes eating donuts

23,542,000 donuts.
wallywestflash.bsky.social
I ate 79 thousand donuts in 3 seconds
wallywestflash.bsky.social
So basically since you are the M in oMniscient nobody can know about the tree because of that
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
point being you can absolutely be omniscient and not know about the universe tree. because again i am the guardian of it
wallywestflash.bsky.social
I was omniscient for a few days. I'm not saying It was cool
wallywestflash.bsky.social
I was omniscient for a few days. I'm not saying It was cool
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
i'm the letter m in omniscient and let me tell you that word is a bit fucked and not nearly all it's cracked up to be
wallywestflash.bsky.social
I nearly destroyed the multiverse by running too fast and I quite literally became omniscient once I would know about it
wallywestflash.bsky.social
I nearly destroyed the multiverse by running too fast and I quite literally became omniscient once I would know about it
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
of course you wouldn't discover it. i guard the place
wallywestflash.bsky.social
i feel like thousands of times I would've discovered this since how much I fuck with other universe and multiverse and Omniverses and the entire multiverse system of the CW flash show
wallywestflash.bsky.social
i feel like thousands of times I would've discovered this since how much I fuck with other universe and multiverse and Omniverses and the entire multiverse system of the CW flash show
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
my god. barry allen would have known this, he went through flashpoint

it's a tree that grows worlds instead of fruit. its branches housing the many worlds of the cosmos. hypothetical construct obviously

the universe tree on the other hand is very very real
wallywestflash.bsky.social
what the fuck is a world tree
wallywestflash.bsky.social
what the fuck is a world tree
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
so you know the world tree

that but

more
wallywestflash.bsky.social
itll make what cry
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
naaaaah at best it'll make yggdrasil² cry
wallywestflash.bsky.social
I think that might just destroy the universe
wallywestflash.bsky.social
I think that might just destroy the universe
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
do you want a swiftness potion so it integer overflows
wallywestflash.bsky.social
cant be slowed. above infinite speed.
wallywestflash.bsky.social
cant be slowed. above infinite speed.
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
do you want a minecraft slowness potion
wallywestflash.bsky.social
im not just fast when it comes to movement you know
wallywestflash.bsky.social
im not just fast when it comes to movement you know
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
have you tried only jumping as movement would that slow you down
wallywestflash.bsky.social
im just correcting you
being fast sucks
wallywestflash.bsky.social
im just correcting you
being fast sucks
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
youre talking high on it for someone who seemingly wants it gone
wallywestflash.bsky.social
no, infinite speed power is being able to do literally anything with speed and being able to go as fast as they feel like without any repercussions or drawbacks.
most flashes barely surpass 500,000,000x the speed of light.
wallywestflash.bsky.social
slime rancher 1/2
hydroneer
btd6
wallywestflash.bsky.social
no, infinite speed power is being able to do literally anything with speed and being able to go as fast as they feel like without any repercussions or drawbacks.
most flashes barely surpass 500,000,000x the speed of light.
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
every flash has infinite speed power it came free with your fucking lightning motif
wallywestflash.bsky.social
i have above infinite speed power, i cant get rid of any of it technically
wallywestflash.bsky.social
i have above infinite speed power, i cant get rid of any of it technically
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
unless you donate the power to a new flash who's like. i dunno a kid or something. to be hip with the new generation
wallywestflash.bsky.social
Dude even if they do delete like most of my power it'll somehow come back
wallywestflash.bsky.social
Dude even if they do delete like most of my power it'll somehow come back
knownonlyasm.bsky.social
you might be surprised
wallywestflash.bsky.social
the writers won't retcon me being called the fastest being in the multiverse.