Vikings, Swedish plumbers and constipated hippos. Only in #mobilegaming... youtu.be/uS2IbRZWhm8

Palmon - like Pokemon and Palword had a baby that got exclusively the inferior genetics from both youtu.be/As-OBZmiskA #mobilegaming

My quest for a mobile game that actually matches its beautiful pixel art adverts goes on with #TopHeroes. 'Tis a thankless task youtu.be/KL6hI-n3CW0

AI has many uses as we all know by now. Some are incredibly useful. Some are incredibly pointless. And some... some appear to be just for maturbation. #LinkyAI, it's over to you. youtu.be/StBSPXRtf6U

Cuphead if Cuphead was a fighter pilot with the greatest finger waggling dance moves in the world #ACECRAFT #mobilegaming youtu.be/iv-72Ix5eGY

Clash Royale - a super popular mobile game with the most bipolar adverts possible. Like seriously - there's some that are borderline legitimate entertainment. Others though... not so much #clashroyale #mobilegaming youtu.be/mP0AYRRhcMo

If a mobile game is called Highway Overake, and the ads show a bunch of high-octane tight overtaking, with the threat of crashing ever-present, that's what you'd expect the game itself to be like, right?

Well, about that...
youtu.be/Q8y3TeWRHzo

Hello Bluesky! You know those stupid mobile game ads you always see that definitely don't show the real gameplay? Well I compare them to the real thing so you don't have to!

Here's one I just did about butts moving vigorously in dance form. Mobile gaming is weird, man.
youtu.be/MrCdp2kF2N0