Applying this logic to events of 2000 years ago:
“You know, if Jesus had just kept his mouth shut and followed the law maybe he wouldn’t have been crucified, ever think about that Father?”

ALL MASKS OFF ICE!!!

Wait, not you Mastermind…you keep that thing on.

I get on Bradshaw, but the fact he’s still able to show up the set dressed every week after collecting a gaggle of 70’s-style concussions is an actual miracle.

Used to be better until the NFL changed it to something that looks like a high school participation trophy.

IT’S LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK!!

Credit where it’s due, I have adopted this tactic when asked about the Syracuse basketball program.

Have you considered being better at Skeeting?