Lara Sweeney
@walterthepelican.bsky.social
Due to a phenomenon called Carrier's constraint, most lizards cannot run and breath at the same time.
Having been running, I fear I may be a lizard.
Having been running, I fear I may be a lizard.
February 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Due to a phenomenon called Carrier's constraint, most lizards cannot run and breath at the same time.
Having been running, I fear I may be a lizard.
Having been running, I fear I may be a lizard.
Ostrich legs are objectively ridiculous. Get this guy some pants.
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Ostrich legs are objectively ridiculous. Get this guy some pants.