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The First Noel is the Tenacious D’s Tribute of Christmas carols.
November 29, 2023 at 1:41 PM
It was perfect, I loved it.
November 26, 2023 at 1:16 PM
It is time.
November 25, 2023 at 6:36 PM
We have eaten and now everything hurts.
It’s thanksgiving, 60th doctor who anniversary, 10th wedding anniversary, and I’m getting sick. Fun!
November 23, 2023 at 8:14 PM
It’s thanksgiving, 60th doctor who anniversary, 10th wedding anniversary, and I’m getting sick. Fun!
November 23, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Dawn of the Peck is the best Bob’s Burgers thanksgiving episode
November 22, 2023 at 11:44 PM
“Imma make a sammich.”
“But I made chicken thighs.”
“Then why’d you buy pastrami?”
“I thought you’d want it.”
“I do.”
“Eat the pastrami then.”
“It’ll keep. I’ll eat thighs.”
“You can eat them on Friday.”
“We’ll have leftovers.”
“Just eat the pastrami.”
“We’ll now I don’t want it.”

10 years, baby.
November 22, 2023 at 10:42 PM
I had a dream that the CW/Netflix dropped a secret extra season of Riverdale called Riverdare that was a remix of their “greatest hits” storylines to see if they could make things even crazier and I was so so happy.
November 21, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Yesterday: “Ah hell, I have to see people in person next month. Time for salads and exercise.”

This morning, 745am: “I believe I shall bake every type of hand pie known to man.”
November 19, 2023 at 1:22 PM
So, The Killer is fun.
November 18, 2023 at 2:17 AM
So I had some really good pie last weekend. And twice this week, I’ve thought “That was really good pie. I’ll make time to go grab some more.” And then I remember that pie was in Texas and I get sad.
November 17, 2023 at 11:34 PM
I hadn’t planned to spend Friday playing a Splatterhouse arcade cabinet at an American Girl store but here we are.
November 10, 2023 at 7:47 PM
For my birthday, my kid got me a family-sized jar of Jif peanut butter.
November 9, 2023 at 12:15 PM
God I hope they cast someone like Timothy Chalamet as Link just so I can watch people spiral out online
November 7, 2023 at 10:24 PM
If I were building an elaborate dungeon, I would simply not include a chest that held the one tool needed to defeat the monsters and traps.
November 7, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Chances are you don’t love family holiday recipes as much as you love having someone else make them.
November 5, 2023 at 8:18 PM
My kid is playing with official Legos of Star Wars characters I co-created. That’s it. I’m done. Nothing left to achieve in this life.
November 4, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Traveling. Figured I’d check the best pizza where I’m headed. Costco Food Court showed up 3 times in a top 12 list. Not a good sign!
November 1, 2023 at 10:06 AM
Never has a psycho killer so perfectly embodied the energy of a confused old man shouting at kids to get off his lawn quite like Jason Vorhees.
Friday the 13th: Part 6 — Jason stops being a grumpy murder-hermit and becomes a grumpy zombie.
October 31, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Friday the 13th: Part 6 — Jason stops being a grumpy murder-hermit and becomes a grumpy zombie.
October 31, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Friday the 13th: Part 5 was ahead of its time.
October 30, 2023 at 4:37 PM
I think Americans have been conditioned to like baguettes by seeing them peek out shopping bags in movies/TV. It’s the only thing that makes sense.
October 29, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Shout out to the kid at this Ren Faire who came dressed as a hot dog.
October 28, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Last night, my neighbor called me “a modern Al Bundy.” He meant it as a compliment. I took it as one.
October 28, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Know nothing about Alan Wake. Jumping straight into the latest one. I’m sure that will be fine. No foreseeable problems.
October 28, 2023 at 1:51 AM