“But I made chicken thighs.”
“Then why’d you buy pastrami?”
“I thought you’d want it.”
“I do.”
“Eat the pastrami then.”
“It’ll keep. I’ll eat thighs.”
“You can eat them on Friday.”
“We’ll have leftovers.”
“Just eat the pastrami.”
“We’ll now I don’t want it.”
10 years, baby.
“But I made chicken thighs.”
“Then why’d you buy pastrami?”
“I thought you’d want it.”
“I do.”
“Eat the pastrami then.”
“It’ll keep. I’ll eat thighs.”
“You can eat them on Friday.”
“We’ll have leftovers.”
“Just eat the pastrami.”
“We’ll now I don’t want it.”
10 years, baby.
This morning, 745am: “I believe I shall bake every type of hand pie known to man.”
This morning, 745am: “I believe I shall bake every type of hand pie known to man.”