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Steven Kotch
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Hockey fan (go Bruins!)
MTG player (go Esper!)
Movie lover (Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/R78X)
I haven’t done a review since SACRAMENTO, because I now solely cover Michael Cera films.
A ★★★★½ review of The Phoenician Scheme (2025)
Whenever a new Wes Anderson film is released, certain streams of discourse always surface. Screeds about artificial line delivery, overly-composed shots, and form vs. function are as inevitable as the...
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June 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Oh yeah, here’s my review of the very under-hyped SACRAMENTO.
A ★★★½ review of Sacramento (2024)
SACRAMENTO isn’t a coming-of-age movie, but the similar coming-to-terms-with-being-of-age movie. This made-up genre is one I’d use to label films like KNOCKED UP or even RAISING ARIZONA. It’s the kind...
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April 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Sadly, DEATH OF A UNICORN offers only a few meager laughs (none of which are from Paul Rudd!)
A ★★½ review of Death of a Unicorn (2025)
DEATH OF A UNICORN is a horror-comedy that stretches the definition for both genres. There are a handful of gory flourishes, and just about as many laughs. The real issue, though, is the relationship ...
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April 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Was FINALLY able to see THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG, and it managed to live up to all the hype I built in my head.
A ★★★★ review of The Seed of the Sacred Fig (2024)
THE SEED OF THE SACRED FIG opens with a short parable about how the titular fig seed is spread, culminating in the destruction of its host tree. A young sapling slowly strangling an older tree is an a...
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February 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I wish there was a way to express I didn’t like the halftime show without everyone assuming I’m just racist.
February 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
That’s a wrap for my mini Sundance Fest. Here are some thoughts on THE THINGS YOU KILL.

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A ★★★½ review of The Things You Kill (2025)
In a movie of mirror worlds and dream logic, it can be easy to lose track of things. Such is the case with THE THINGS YOU KILL. This isn’t to say the film is hard to follow, or even that it errs on th...
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February 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Can’t believe we just lost David Lynch. This one hurts.
January 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Uh oh, @samvanhallgren.bsky.social followed me on Letterboxd. Now I’m going to have to actually follow through on my resolution to write reviews on there again.
December 6, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Fuck you, I’m not calling them skeets.
November 23, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Me: Would you want to see Poor Things with me?
Wife: Is that the guy who did the deer movie?
Me: Yes.
Wife: No.
December 22, 2023 at 12:48 AM
PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN: largely celebrated; I was mixed to negative on it.
SALTBURN: largely getting panned; I was mixed to positive.
November 27, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Oh boy, a brand new void to shout into! I hope this one has fewer people who think Joe Rogan is an intellectual.
November 9, 2023 at 2:34 PM