I am genuinely surprised to find I agree with everything on your list. I'd also like to leave behind the rise of fascism, and people who still come in to work sick if that's cool with you?

Same, but 'Google gives cycling times for neurotypicals'.

That is what we consider a good end that follows a bad day.

and I'd take Bowie in those trousers over Pandora jewellery, 'I bough you this skimpy dress, wear it' and 'I miss my wife, why did she leave me' any day.

Haha, I love that sugar daddies are in your goblin land.

wow I took a totally different thing away! I thought it was a response to the success of Adolescence; pushing father son bonding as a cure for toxic masculinity.

Ohh I do like this Instagram account that just posts vintage Halloween products! Thank you.

ha that's disconcerting. I so rarely use my full first name that after working here for 3 years my boss pointed out that my name was wrong on the HR system. If I had to use it in a regular everyday process I'd be mad tbh.

I’m hoping a book won’t be capable of physical harm, but you never know.