Bearytale🌈🐻 NSFW 🔞
@wantsbellyrubs.bsky.social
NSFW, gay bear, no minors 🌈 🐻🔞 will post and share explicit content
He/Him
Bearded daddy bear in the making
Walking dad bod
🌍🇪🇺
Always antifascist
He/Him
Bearded daddy bear in the making
Walking dad bod
🌍🇪🇺
Always antifascist
Pinned
PSA once again due to the increase in users:
If you follow me and you have no profile information maintained, you are just following accounts and have not a single post/reply yourself or if all you do is repost pictures other users have posted without any sort of interaction, you will get blocked.
If you follow me and you have no profile information maintained, you are just following accounts and have not a single post/reply yourself or if all you do is repost pictures other users have posted without any sort of interaction, you will get blocked.
Good morning boys and bears,
checked my vacation days for this year and I got 36 days left and no travel plans at all. 🥴
Tour de slut to the US would be nice because of all my handsome friends over there, but then there is still Trump so that won't happen.
Anyway talking about sluts, it's FCF 😅
checked my vacation days for this year and I got 36 days left and no travel plans at all. 🥴
Tour de slut to the US would be nice because of all my handsome friends over there, but then there is still Trump so that won't happen.
Anyway talking about sluts, it's FCF 😅
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Good morning boys and bears,
checked my vacation days for this year and I got 36 days left and no travel plans at all. 🥴
Tour de slut to the US would be nice because of all my handsome friends over there, but then there is still Trump so that won't happen.
Anyway talking about sluts, it's FCF 😅
checked my vacation days for this year and I got 36 days left and no travel plans at all. 🥴
Tour de slut to the US would be nice because of all my handsome friends over there, but then there is still Trump so that won't happen.
Anyway talking about sluts, it's FCF 😅
Good morning bears and boys,
with the Super Bowl around the corner I tried to re-enact the infamous 2004 nipple gate incident.
I am pretty much the fat and hairy version of Janet Jackson and my nipple accidentally *cough cough* got exposed. 🥴😌 Oh noes!
Now who wants to be my J.Timberlake? 🤔
/1
with the Super Bowl around the corner I tried to re-enact the infamous 2004 nipple gate incident.
I am pretty much the fat and hairy version of Janet Jackson and my nipple accidentally *cough cough* got exposed. 🥴😌 Oh noes!
Now who wants to be my J.Timberlake? 🤔
/1
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Good morning bears and boys,
with the Super Bowl around the corner I tried to re-enact the infamous 2004 nipple gate incident.
I am pretty much the fat and hairy version of Janet Jackson and my nipple accidentally *cough cough* got exposed. 🥴😌 Oh noes!
Now who wants to be my J.Timberlake? 🤔
/1
with the Super Bowl around the corner I tried to re-enact the infamous 2004 nipple gate incident.
I am pretty much the fat and hairy version of Janet Jackson and my nipple accidentally *cough cough* got exposed. 🥴😌 Oh noes!
Now who wants to be my J.Timberlake? 🤔
/1
Advanced tactics are advanced 🙃
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Advanced tactics are advanced 🙃
Good morning boys and bears,
February is only a couple of hours old and I got already a lot of questions:
1. Why do I have to get up
2. Why am I alone in bed
3. Why don't you put your head on my chest, I rub your back and we doze off?
Hope everyone is having a good day! 🐻😘
February is only a couple of hours old and I got already a lot of questions:
1. Why do I have to get up
2. Why am I alone in bed
3. Why don't you put your head on my chest, I rub your back and we doze off?
Hope everyone is having a good day! 🐻😘
February 1, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Good morning boys and bears,
February is only a couple of hours old and I got already a lot of questions:
1. Why do I have to get up
2. Why am I alone in bed
3. Why don't you put your head on my chest, I rub your back and we doze off?
Hope everyone is having a good day! 🐻😘
February is only a couple of hours old and I got already a lot of questions:
1. Why do I have to get up
2. Why am I alone in bed
3. Why don't you put your head on my chest, I rub your back and we doze off?
Hope everyone is having a good day! 🐻😘
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.
🥴😵💫
🥴😵💫
January 31, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.
🥴😵💫
🥴😵💫
Not in the mood for smut today as I just had my colonoscopy which was exhausting and put me in a bad mood. No food for 24 hours is torture for this bear. 🙄
Some random guy shoving stuff up your ass sounds more exciting on paper than it is in reality as well.
As a treat /1
Some random guy shoving stuff up your ass sounds more exciting on paper than it is in reality as well.
As a treat /1
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Not in the mood for smut today as I just had my colonoscopy which was exhausting and put me in a bad mood. No food for 24 hours is torture for this bear. 🙄
Some random guy shoving stuff up your ass sounds more exciting on paper than it is in reality as well.
As a treat /1
Some random guy shoving stuff up your ass sounds more exciting on paper than it is in reality as well.
As a treat /1
Good morning boys and bears,
can I interest anyone in some pits and a hint of tits?
I know at least one individual out there which I could potentially lure into the bear cave with some pits on display. 🐺🪤🐻 😉
Hope everyone has a good hump day, stay warm and sexy!
can I interest anyone in some pits and a hint of tits?
I know at least one individual out there which I could potentially lure into the bear cave with some pits on display. 🐺🪤🐻 😉
Hope everyone has a good hump day, stay warm and sexy!
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Good morning boys and bears,
can I interest anyone in some pits and a hint of tits?
I know at least one individual out there which I could potentially lure into the bear cave with some pits on display. 🐺🪤🐻 😉
Hope everyone has a good hump day, stay warm and sexy!
can I interest anyone in some pits and a hint of tits?
I know at least one individual out there which I could potentially lure into the bear cave with some pits on display. 🐺🪤🐻 😉
Hope everyone has a good hump day, stay warm and sexy!
Show your lock screen
January 25, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Show your lock screen
Nothing to add
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Nothing to add
Morning boys and bears,
I ordered a new cockring earlier this week. Of course it got delivered when I was not home and dropped off at the neighbours who "accidentally" opened some of my packages before 🙈. Got a harness coming as well, so the neighbours will have something to talk about.🙃 Happy FCF😘
I ordered a new cockring earlier this week. Of course it got delivered when I was not home and dropped off at the neighbours who "accidentally" opened some of my packages before 🙈. Got a harness coming as well, so the neighbours will have something to talk about.🙃 Happy FCF😘
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Morning boys and bears,
I ordered a new cockring earlier this week. Of course it got delivered when I was not home and dropped off at the neighbours who "accidentally" opened some of my packages before 🙈. Got a harness coming as well, so the neighbours will have something to talk about.🙃 Happy FCF😘
I ordered a new cockring earlier this week. Of course it got delivered when I was not home and dropped off at the neighbours who "accidentally" opened some of my packages before 🙈. Got a harness coming as well, so the neighbours will have something to talk about.🙃 Happy FCF😘
There is no worse feeling of betrayal than buying a bag of coffee beans from a brand you haven't tried before just to find out that the coffee tastes like ass. Now you are stuck with a ton of shitty coffee beans for the next weeks. 🙄
Talking about ass (what a smooth transition 😌): Happy humpday! 😉
Talking about ass (what a smooth transition 😌): Happy humpday! 😉
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
There is no worse feeling of betrayal than buying a bag of coffee beans from a brand you haven't tried before just to find out that the coffee tastes like ass. Now you are stuck with a ton of shitty coffee beans for the next weeks. 🙄
Talking about ass (what a smooth transition 😌): Happy humpday! 😉
Talking about ass (what a smooth transition 😌): Happy humpday! 😉
Good morning boys and bears,
In Germany a six pack is called "Waschbrettbauch/washboard belly". I definitely got more of a "Waschbärbauch/racoon belly". 🙈
This most likely doesn't make any sense at all to the non German speakers and is not funny either (German's and their humour).
Anyway...🦝🐻😉
In Germany a six pack is called "Waschbrettbauch/washboard belly". I definitely got more of a "Waschbärbauch/racoon belly". 🙈
This most likely doesn't make any sense at all to the non German speakers and is not funny either (German's and their humour).
Anyway...🦝🐻😉
January 20, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Good morning boys and bears,
In Germany a six pack is called "Waschbrettbauch/washboard belly". I definitely got more of a "Waschbärbauch/racoon belly". 🙈
This most likely doesn't make any sense at all to the non German speakers and is not funny either (German's and their humour).
Anyway...🦝🐻😉
In Germany a six pack is called "Waschbrettbauch/washboard belly". I definitely got more of a "Waschbärbauch/racoon belly". 🙈
This most likely doesn't make any sense at all to the non German speakers and is not funny either (German's and their humour).
Anyway...🦝🐻😉
You know shit gets real when we bring out the beach towels 😳
Not sure if that is common knowledge (I assume in the EU it is): German tourists have the habit of "reserving" sunbeds in the early morning hours with beach towels when on vacation. 🙄🙈
Not sure if that is common knowledge (I assume in the EU it is): German tourists have the habit of "reserving" sunbeds in the early morning hours with beach towels when on vacation. 🙄🙈
January 18, 2026 at 10:34 AM
You know shit gets real when we bring out the beach towels 😳
Not sure if that is common knowledge (I assume in the EU it is): German tourists have the habit of "reserving" sunbeds in the early morning hours with beach towels when on vacation. 🙄🙈
Not sure if that is common knowledge (I assume in the EU it is): German tourists have the habit of "reserving" sunbeds in the early morning hours with beach towels when on vacation. 🙄🙈
Name a 90s song that is not from the UK or US artists
Techno was everywhere in Germany, Love Parade Berlin, Mayday, Dorian Gray Frankfurt, Sven Väth...The memories 🥴
youtu.be/uCeqmPgRmUs?...
Techno was everywhere in Germany, Love Parade Berlin, Mayday, Dorian Gray Frankfurt, Sven Väth...The memories 🥴
youtu.be/uCeqmPgRmUs?...
January 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Name a 90s song that is not from the UK or US artists
Techno was everywhere in Germany, Love Parade Berlin, Mayday, Dorian Gray Frankfurt, Sven Väth...The memories 🥴
youtu.be/uCeqmPgRmUs?...
Techno was everywhere in Germany, Love Parade Berlin, Mayday, Dorian Gray Frankfurt, Sven Väth...The memories 🥴
youtu.be/uCeqmPgRmUs?...
Good morning boys and bears
What a shit night. Got 4 hours of sleep as I made the mistake of fiddling with a new software yesterday evening, ran into issues and ofc my autistic brain has to be in problem solving mode all night. 🥴
Anyway, monochrome tits! Great landing spot for your head as well 😉
What a shit night. Got 4 hours of sleep as I made the mistake of fiddling with a new software yesterday evening, ran into issues and ofc my autistic brain has to be in problem solving mode all night. 🥴
Anyway, monochrome tits! Great landing spot for your head as well 😉
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Good morning boys and bears
What a shit night. Got 4 hours of sleep as I made the mistake of fiddling with a new software yesterday evening, ran into issues and ofc my autistic brain has to be in problem solving mode all night. 🥴
Anyway, monochrome tits! Great landing spot for your head as well 😉
What a shit night. Got 4 hours of sleep as I made the mistake of fiddling with a new software yesterday evening, ran into issues and ofc my autistic brain has to be in problem solving mode all night. 🥴
Anyway, monochrome tits! Great landing spot for your head as well 😉
The energy we need in 2026, go go Power Rangers!
German hacker Martha Root, dressed as the Pink Power Ranger, deletes Nazi websites live on stage at Chaos Communication Comgress in Hamburg Germany
youtu.be/wXo_azJnVjo?...
German hacker Martha Root, dressed as the Pink Power Ranger, deletes Nazi websites live on stage at Chaos Communication Comgress in Hamburg Germany
youtu.be/wXo_azJnVjo?...
Pink Power Ranger Hacker Nukes Neo Nazi Dating Sites Live on Stage
YouTube video by Queer News Tonight
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 8:19 AM
The energy we need in 2026, go go Power Rangers!
German hacker Martha Root, dressed as the Pink Power Ranger, deletes Nazi websites live on stage at Chaos Communication Comgress in Hamburg Germany
youtu.be/wXo_azJnVjo?...
German hacker Martha Root, dressed as the Pink Power Ranger, deletes Nazi websites live on stage at Chaos Communication Comgress in Hamburg Germany
youtu.be/wXo_azJnVjo?...
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
My sister and I had the glorious idea that we should take one of those wooden horses that comes with wheels to the nearest hill and ride it down. We didn't consider that there was an intersection at the end of the road and that the horse was /2
My sister and I had the glorious idea that we should take one of those wooden horses that comes with wheels to the nearest hill and ride it down. We didn't consider that there was an intersection at the end of the road and that the horse was /2
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
As a kid, I played Superman! with a blanket around my neck. One day, my Mom heard me shout SUUUPERMAN! and before she got to me, I had jumped from the dining table and landed upside down between the radiator and the wall! STUCK! They had to 1/2
As a kid, I played Superman! with a blanket around my neck. One day, my Mom heard me shout SUUUPERMAN! and before she got to me, I had jumped from the dining table and landed upside down between the radiator and the wall! STUCK! They had to 1/2
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
I was learning how to do handstands. During a dismount, I landed just *slightly* the wrong way and fucked up my Achilles tendon.
It took 9 months, 2 physiotherapists, and a specialist to fix it. 🤦♂️
I was learning how to do handstands. During a dismount, I landed just *slightly* the wrong way and fucked up my Achilles tendon.
It took 9 months, 2 physiotherapists, and a specialist to fix it. 🤦♂️
January 10, 2026 at 10:45 AM
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself?
My sister and I had the glorious idea that we should take one of those wooden horses that comes with wheels to the nearest hill and ride it down. We didn't consider that there was an intersection at the end of the road and that the horse was /2
My sister and I had the glorious idea that we should take one of those wooden horses that comes with wheels to the nearest hill and ride it down. We didn't consider that there was an intersection at the end of the road and that the horse was /2
Seeing all the 2016/2026 pictures of the people I follow really proves that
a) men look better and better with age 🤩
b) I really like me some grey hair and wrinkles 🤤
c) I follow some really handsome men 🥰
Hope everyone has a great day. All the Maga folks can fuck off though...🤮
a) men look better and better with age 🤩
b) I really like me some grey hair and wrinkles 🤤
c) I follow some really handsome men 🥰
Hope everyone has a great day. All the Maga folks can fuck off though...🤮
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Seeing all the 2016/2026 pictures of the people I follow really proves that
a) men look better and better with age 🤩
b) I really like me some grey hair and wrinkles 🤤
c) I follow some really handsome men 🥰
Hope everyone has a great day. All the Maga folks can fuck off though...🤮
a) men look better and better with age 🤩
b) I really like me some grey hair and wrinkles 🤤
c) I follow some really handsome men 🥰
Hope everyone has a great day. All the Maga folks can fuck off though...🤮
Good morning boys and bears,
it's Fursday which is one of my favourite days but it's dark, snowy and cold here so you are getting a picture from sunnier times.
I took this back in the day when I was still on the apps when a twinkish guy asked me if I had any chest hair. I guess that counts. 🤔😅🐻
it's Fursday which is one of my favourite days but it's dark, snowy and cold here so you are getting a picture from sunnier times.
I took this back in the day when I was still on the apps when a twinkish guy asked me if I had any chest hair. I guess that counts. 🤔😅🐻
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Good morning boys and bears,
it's Fursday which is one of my favourite days but it's dark, snowy and cold here so you are getting a picture from sunnier times.
I took this back in the day when I was still on the apps when a twinkish guy asked me if I had any chest hair. I guess that counts. 🤔😅🐻
it's Fursday which is one of my favourite days but it's dark, snowy and cold here so you are getting a picture from sunnier times.
I took this back in the day when I was still on the apps when a twinkish guy asked me if I had any chest hair. I guess that counts. 🤔😅🐻
Good morning boys and bears,
it's Titty Tuesday and it's a cold one (if you couldn't tell 🥴).
Survived the first day back at work, so that's something.
Can't wait for spring. As much as I like cold weather the snow and darkness is going on my tits. See...I stuck with the theme of the day 😉
it's Titty Tuesday and it's a cold one (if you couldn't tell 🥴).
Survived the first day back at work, so that's something.
Can't wait for spring. As much as I like cold weather the snow and darkness is going on my tits. See...I stuck with the theme of the day 😉
January 6, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Good morning boys and bears,
it's Titty Tuesday and it's a cold one (if you couldn't tell 🥴).
Survived the first day back at work, so that's something.
Can't wait for spring. As much as I like cold weather the snow and darkness is going on my tits. See...I stuck with the theme of the day 😉
it's Titty Tuesday and it's a cold one (if you couldn't tell 🥴).
Survived the first day back at work, so that's something.
Can't wait for spring. As much as I like cold weather the snow and darkness is going on my tits. See...I stuck with the theme of the day 😉
Just took delivery of my new hot water bottle.
I am such a nerd...🙈🤣
I am such a nerd...🙈🤣
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Just took delivery of my new hot water bottle.
I am such a nerd...🙈🤣
I am such a nerd...🙈🤣
Boys and bears,
2025 is coming to an end and it has not been the best year for me.
The best thing was that I got the chance to meet the incredibly sexy and kind @curiousbear1965.bsky.social and spend some quality time with him here in Germany. 🥰
Other than that the year goes down as the year of
2025 is coming to an end and it has not been the best year for me.
The best thing was that I got the chance to meet the incredibly sexy and kind @curiousbear1965.bsky.social and spend some quality time with him here in Germany. 🥰
Other than that the year goes down as the year of
December 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Boys and bears,
2025 is coming to an end and it has not been the best year for me.
The best thing was that I got the chance to meet the incredibly sexy and kind @curiousbear1965.bsky.social and spend some quality time with him here in Germany. 🥰
Other than that the year goes down as the year of
2025 is coming to an end and it has not been the best year for me.
The best thing was that I got the chance to meet the incredibly sexy and kind @curiousbear1965.bsky.social and spend some quality time with him here in Germany. 🥰
Other than that the year goes down as the year of
Good morning boys and bears, last tummy Tuesday of the year.
A day very near and dear to my heart because men with bellies are sexy as hell.
That excludes me, myself and I because body dysmorphia is awesome (not), but I do love me some bellies on other men. 🥰
Have a good day everyone.
A day very near and dear to my heart because men with bellies are sexy as hell.
That excludes me, myself and I because body dysmorphia is awesome (not), but I do love me some bellies on other men. 🥰
Have a good day everyone.
December 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Good morning boys and bears, last tummy Tuesday of the year.
A day very near and dear to my heart because men with bellies are sexy as hell.
That excludes me, myself and I because body dysmorphia is awesome (not), but I do love me some bellies on other men. 🥰
Have a good day everyone.
A day very near and dear to my heart because men with bellies are sexy as hell.
That excludes me, myself and I because body dysmorphia is awesome (not), but I do love me some bellies on other men. 🥰
Have a good day everyone.
Seen this on Instagram and I found it pretty accurate! 😋
"Prepare for aggressive hospitality" lol
"Prepare for aggressive hospitality" lol
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Seen this on Instagram and I found it pretty accurate! 😋
"Prepare for aggressive hospitality" lol
"Prepare for aggressive hospitality" lol
Easy answer for me even though Nirvana - Nevermind will be my favourite album ever of this area:
Rage against the machine - Rage against the machine
Bombtrack, Killing in the Name of, Bullet in the Head....All High energy songs with political lyrics more relevant than ever.
Absolute fire!
Rage against the machine - Rage against the machine
Bombtrack, Killing in the Name of, Bullet in the Head....All High energy songs with political lyrics more relevant than ever.
Absolute fire!
December 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Easy answer for me even though Nirvana - Nevermind will be my favourite album ever of this area:
Rage against the machine - Rage against the machine
Bombtrack, Killing in the Name of, Bullet in the Head....All High energy songs with political lyrics more relevant than ever.
Absolute fire!
Rage against the machine - Rage against the machine
Bombtrack, Killing in the Name of, Bullet in the Head....All High energy songs with political lyrics more relevant than ever.
Absolute fire!