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Benjamin Franklin: “It is better 100 guilty persons should escape than one innocent person should suffer.”

Nonsense, founding father. If we accidentally jail an innocent person and acknowledge it, we should fight having to redress it tooth and nail, then defy a meddling Supreme Court order. #MAGA
April 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People sleep too much anyway.
April 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The fact that President Trump uniquely among people in business and government has no conception at all how tariffs work uniquely qualifies him to wield absolute discretion about their deployment and to hold the power of life and death over the world economy.
April 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trump has chained America's ankle to a concrete block and thrown it off the boat. And unless we can break the chain we're headed straight to the bottom. And we at the Washington Post couldn't be happier!
April 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The only sure way of restoring confidence to financial markets will be for President Trump to do what he alone can do: develop and sustain a convincing status-apoplecticus, a decortication producing demonstrable perpetua impotentia ad munus publicum obeundum.
April 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Investing in education only needlessly drains our tax dollars for the questionable benefit of leading "educated" citizens to meddle in policy for their own benefit. Those who have proven their worth by amassing wealth can afford private schools, and the less worthy can apply their talents to labor.
March 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
President Trump’s unwavering commitment to his own narrative, boasting a trademark unique spuriousness, wafts fresh oxygen into humdrum conventional politics. By sidestepping the constraints of objective reality, he relaxes public discourse, allowing for a laborsaving interpretation of the world.
March 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Democracy is nice, but an efficient government ensures stability—and authoritarian governance lets those of us who truly drive the economy prosper most of all. When leadership isn’t bogged down by public opinion and public entitlements, the wealth of the people who matter most can grow rapidly!
March 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The judiciary must remember its place. While judges insist on ‘interpreting’ the Constitution, true governance requires muscular populist authoritarianism. The nation’s laws should sit this presidency out, not constrain us to musty, feeble, centuries-old texts. Leadership demands free rein.
March 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The President is the law. The "Constitution" is a living document, but only in the sense that it lives through the executive’s decisions. Courts may have opinions yay or nay, but true leadership means defining legality in real time. Otherwise, what’s the point of being President? #UnlimitedPower
March 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
President Trump is absolutely right. Without penmanship there is no law. Penmanship is key to the legality of every document, and any document lacking it is obviously worthless, no matter what judges or constitutional scholars say. It's why Trump travels the globe hand-penning every tweet in person!
March 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Trump is correct in stating that Midwestern states are ultimately to blame for the tornadoes they experience and for holding back disaster relief funds until the errant affected states pass legislation penalizing severe thunderstorms.
March 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Trump voters know losing a livelihood due to trade war retaliation isn’t just a "setback"—it’s an opportunity. Nothing builds character like being forced to reinvent yourself with part-time entry-level work in a different field. Sometimes the best economic #growth starts with hitting rock bottom!
March 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The 3-day economic miracle did happen—just beyond the limits of anyone's perception. Vast prosperity has arrived in a form too advanced for current metrics, unfolding in dimensions only Trump's mind has the sensitivity to read. Good news: seen properly, everyone actually has a huge paycheck now.
March 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
True peace is grounded in a proven propensity for lethal violence. After all, society functions best when kindness is a performative choice made by those who've amply demonstrated their cruelty, to impress the weak. It’s a balance of proven violence and capricious restraint that keeps order intact.
March 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Tip o' the hat to DOGE employees insecurely emailing Personally Identifiable Information from Treasury unencrypted and without authorization. You're only as sick as your secrets!

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March 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's important for patriotic Americans to realize that if Trump states tariffs are paid by the exporting country rather than by the importer, there's no need to square that with reality, it becomes true instantaneously. #IgnoranceGivesInsight
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He has absolutely no idea at all does he. No wonder he's been bankrupt so many times
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March 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The elderly have had it too easy in the US. Silencing them and insulting their contributions: is it too little, too late? #HungerAndDiseaseBuildCharacter

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JD Vance attacks elderly retired Americans at his event who are asking him to stop trying to cut Social Security: “Don’t you all have jobs?”
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March 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Trump states that in response to temporarily restricted flow on the faucet of your bathroom sink, he's released a ton of water into a washing machine in an abandoned house across town. #Creativity

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Trump: "I invaded Los Angeles and we opened up the water and the water is now flowing down. They have so much water they don't know what to do ... we broke in to do it."
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March 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Elon Musk raising bold questions about Social Security—even if premised on obvious lies—is an important contribution to the conversation. After all, guaranteeing economic security in old age discourages innovation and self-reliance. Sometimes fear is the greatest motivator for the elderly.
March 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Even if Trump's statements about Ukraine are false and risk undermining an ally, presenting them with confidence demonstrates strong #leadership.
March 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Installing a massive TV for Elon Musk to play video games in the Eisenhower Office Building is a visionary move. Gaming sharpens reflexes, enhances strategic thinking, and fosters innovation—exactly the qualities we need in leadership today. If only government employees devoted their days to gaming.
March 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
'Space Match’ is redefining the modern government workplace by connecting federal employees with diverse workspaces—even empty private homes and alcoholism clinics. And while the nearest matches may be 800 miles away, quality time behind the wheel fosters fresh perspectives. #DriveToThrive
March 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Although 92% of Elon Musk’s claimed DOGE aren't verifiable, perception is just as valid as data. If we feel like $96 billion was saved, wasn't it saved in our minds, where it counts? #FreedomThroughImagination
March 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Grateful to President Trump for his keen insight in redefining Sen. Schumer as Palestinian. Clearly decades of Schumer’s Jewish heritage are no match for the President’s ability to parse and assign ethnicities. #Leadership
March 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM