Wardell Bagby
@wardellbagby.com
The second most famous Wardell you know.
Real ones know that the best water fountains are made by Elkay. The only company I’ll shill for because they’ve never let me down once.
August 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Real ones know that the best water fountains are made by Elkay. The only company I’ll shill for because they’ve never let me down once.
To absolutely toot my own horn, this is a song I’d play at a black BBQ as the sun starts setting, soon as my Mom/uncle/elders start asking me to “play something we can step to.”
They’d make me change it once they realized they didn’t know the song but issa vibe.
open.spotify.com/track/2A17YU...
They’d make me change it once they realized they didn’t know the song but issa vibe.
open.spotify.com/track/2A17YU...
A Real One
Mr. Chandler, HitDawg · Two-Faced · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
To absolutely toot my own horn, this is a song I’d play at a black BBQ as the sun starts setting, soon as my Mom/uncle/elders start asking me to “play something we can step to.”
They’d make me change it once they realized they didn’t know the song but issa vibe.
open.spotify.com/track/2A17YU...
They’d make me change it once they realized they didn’t know the song but issa vibe.
open.spotify.com/track/2A17YU...
Bring back light-up shoes.
July 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Bring back light-up shoes.
For the life of me, I cannot find a coffee table that I like and that being a genuine feeling I’m having is one of the more unexpected parts of being in my 30s.
July 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
For the life of me, I cannot find a coffee table that I like and that being a genuine feeling I’m having is one of the more unexpected parts of being in my 30s.
Was explaining to my Mom the other day what nonbinary meant and she asked
“Son, are all your friends like that now???”
Image very related.
“Son, are all your friends like that now???”
Image very related.
February 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Was explaining to my Mom the other day what nonbinary meant and she asked
“Son, are all your friends like that now???”
Image very related.
“Son, are all your friends like that now???”
Image very related.
What is up with this ad push for full body deodorant? I guess Unilever needs even MORE money?
January 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
What is up with this ad push for full body deodorant? I guess Unilever needs even MORE money?
My friend didn’t pick up when I called them randomly a second ago. What do you do when you realize literally no one loves you?
January 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My friend didn’t pick up when I called them randomly a second ago. What do you do when you realize literally no one loves you?
You heard it here first, folks. It’s true, I’m back on my boolshit.
January 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You heard it here first, folks. It’s true, I’m back on my boolshit.
I’m officially a true believer in eating Cheetos with chopsticks.
December 22, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I’m officially a true believer in eating Cheetos with chopsticks.
*in my Hamilton voice* Ay yo, I’m just like my country,
I’m really fucked up and I have no real hope that I’ll improve at all in the near future.
I’m really fucked up and I have no real hope that I’ll improve at all in the near future.
December 17, 2024 at 8:52 AM
*in my Hamilton voice* Ay yo, I’m just like my country,
I’m really fucked up and I have no real hope that I’ll improve at all in the near future.
I’m really fucked up and I have no real hope that I’ll improve at all in the near future.
The amount of time between 9:00 and 9:20 is 20 minutes, but the amount of time between 8:50 and 9:10 is 30 minutes.
No, I will not explain further.
No, I will not explain further.
December 15, 2024 at 4:29 AM
The amount of time between 9:00 and 9:20 is 20 minutes, but the amount of time between 8:50 and 9:10 is 30 minutes.
No, I will not explain further.
No, I will not explain further.
Don’t ask me for my Wrapped. I uh….had a year. I don’t wanna talk about it. 😅
December 4, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Don’t ask me for my Wrapped. I uh….had a year. I don’t wanna talk about it. 😅
Reposted by Wardell Bagby
One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.
November 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.
I’m visiting my Mom and I thought it would be cool to share a hotel room with my sister who I never get to see.
Here’s where I fucked up:
1. I’m a light sleeper.
2. She’s a heavy snorer.
I got four hours of sleep, it’s Thanksgiving Day, and I’ve still gotta make the desserts. Pray for me.
Here’s where I fucked up:
1. I’m a light sleeper.
2. She’s a heavy snorer.
I got four hours of sleep, it’s Thanksgiving Day, and I’ve still gotta make the desserts. Pray for me.
November 28, 2024 at 11:16 AM
I’m visiting my Mom and I thought it would be cool to share a hotel room with my sister who I never get to see.
Here’s where I fucked up:
1. I’m a light sleeper.
2. She’s a heavy snorer.
I got four hours of sleep, it’s Thanksgiving Day, and I’ve still gotta make the desserts. Pray for me.
Here’s where I fucked up:
1. I’m a light sleeper.
2. She’s a heavy snorer.
I got four hours of sleep, it’s Thanksgiving Day, and I’ve still gotta make the desserts. Pray for me.
Is Baldur’s Gate 3 a good game on the Steam Deck or should I get it on PlayStation instead?
November 28, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Is Baldur’s Gate 3 a good game on the Steam Deck or should I get it on PlayStation instead?
ALL HOTELS NEED BLACKOUT CURTAINS THAT OVERLAP EACH OTHER. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE A SMALL SLIT OF LIGHT SHINING THROUGH THAT I CANNOT GET RID OF.
November 26, 2024 at 8:29 AM
ALL HOTELS NEED BLACKOUT CURTAINS THAT OVERLAP EACH OTHER. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE A SMALL SLIT OF LIGHT SHINING THROUGH THAT I CANNOT GET RID OF.
In Dallas for the week to visit my Mom and I still absolutely despise how fiercely unwalkable this city is.
November 26, 2024 at 8:23 AM
In Dallas for the week to visit my Mom and I still absolutely despise how fiercely unwalkable this city is.
My toxic trait is I’m a little bit in love with all of my friends and I never let them go more than a second without reminding them of it.
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
My toxic trait is I’m a little bit in love with all of my friends and I never let them go more than a second without reminding them of it.
Nothing has made me want to buy a new domain more than the desire to have a cool Bluesky handle.
November 24, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Nothing has made me want to buy a new domain more than the desire to have a cool Bluesky handle.
We’re one day post-Kendrick’s surprise drop and I’m still in shambles. 😭
November 23, 2024 at 3:23 PM
We’re one day post-Kendrick’s surprise drop and I’m still in shambles. 😭
#addtoblacksky cause of course I wanna be here, too!
November 23, 2024 at 7:52 AM
#addtoblacksky cause of course I wanna be here, too!
On Twitter, I was a little nerdy and a little weird. On Mastodon, I was pretty nerdy and pretty weird.
I guess Bluesky gets my final form.
I guess Bluesky gets my final form.
November 23, 2024 at 2:58 AM
On Twitter, I was a little nerdy and a little weird. On Mastodon, I was pretty nerdy and pretty weird.
I guess Bluesky gets my final form.
I guess Bluesky gets my final form.