it’s to compensate hegseth for his war crimes gofundme.

he’s looks like phillip seymour hoffman as rainn wilson in dwight schrute’s biopic.

alt-text: trump wearing an oversized cowboy hat with cute little draw strings. he looks like that dana carey turtle dude, but feebler and kinda effeminate. like a kindly cross dressing grandma, who’s also a hate filled sack of shit.

but man, those are some realistic horse testes.

seriously. you had one job. wtaf.