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Jebus
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Owns too many games, doesn't own enough bees, possibly immortal. Twitch.tv/war_jebus
Sometimes life is tough, sometimes you have challenges, sometimes you are dealing with temporal destabilization and your very existence could be destroyed at ANY MINUTE! In the end, all you really need is a station wagon, and the open road. Pacific Drive twitch.tv/war_jebus
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Remember, if you are in a secluded place and a mad man steals your robot's hands, who's gonna be around to know how you got the hands back when you are miles away. But because we can't do that... plan B. Syberia Remastered twitch.tv/war_jebus
December 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am now the proud owner of a brand spankin new train! Unfortunately the conductor is kind of a stick in the mud but I think this is the start of a grand adventure. First, a university that specializes in anthropology and then who knows! Syberia remastered twitch.tv/war_jebus
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Apparently my internet shit the bed wheb I went to send this so you get my going live picture. I hope you all have a fantastic weekend!
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
So I've been helping some people out with some snow plowing this year, and I got stuck in a client's driveway this morning. Craziest part, when the tow truck driver came to winch me out, the poor guy got stuck in the same spot right when he tried to leave. 10 minute job turned into 2 hours 😆
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
So ghost of 30 years wants a magic stone that makes people immortal, so he can what? Like seriously, what does one do with immortality? Also am I going to make an army of ghost brothers cause that would be cool. Foolish Mortals twitch.tv/war_jebus
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise is $1.99 on Steam buff.ly/zBsmfxm
$24.99 US eShop buff.ly/IKockvq

Deck verified
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hey party people, I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving! I know I said I was going to stream today but I exhausted from yesterday. I hope you can forgive me. Have a great rest of your day and a great weekend!
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Its fine now, everything seems fixed for now. Being broke is just expensive and I'm just sick of the struggle.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The end of this month is turning to shit. Im about to crash out, everything keeps breaking and my only option is to suffer to fix it. Holy SHIT can things just fucking go right?!
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
As if playing hide and seek with a cheater is bad enough, its a freaking GHOST CHILD... and I don't realize how the in game logic wants me to cheat back 😅 but I got a MC Esher staircase to solve abd this little shit wont tell me. Foolish Mortals twitch.tv/war_jebus
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The bride and all the guests disappeared on the day of the wedding and all that treasure went missing? Thaaaatss terrribbblllee...guess someone has to go investigate. Foolish Mortals Twitch.tv/war_jebus
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ah, there you are. I been looking all over my room for you, ive lost you for a whole month. But dont worry, you can't escape me now. Also look at this game, its got puzzles and ghosts and who knows what else! Foolish Mortals twitch.tv/war_jebus
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I know its only been like a month since it started getting dark so early but its really missing me off right now
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Well, I once again forgot to post a going live on here so you get the picture I was going to post. Now to commemorate the end of another cooptober/cooptovember.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
*insert continued angry rant because I've been working on a car in the snow in the dark once again having my whole day wasted*
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I need a fucking pole barn...hell id even be willing to just have a secured patch of grass at this point, FUCK.
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Looking for some non-Razer mouse suggestions, if anyone around here has some opinions. I do like having the lil thumbshelf on the side (iykyk), and I don't have any strong preferences outside of that
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The reality that I can only own trash setting in today... After all the work I'm doing to my plow truck, the body shop called and told me that with my personal truck, I'm better off taking the money then trying to fix what happen to it. Ill miss driving my pretty tuck but it still drives I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Did you know we have put in a lot of financial planning work into this game? And by we I mean Gerd cause thats why I pay him the big bucks, while I just kill monsters. Also ACT 3 BBY! Baulders Gate Dark Alliance 2 twitch.tv/war_jebus
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sometimes ignorance is bliss...I am now very aware of what is most likley wrong with the vehicle I use to make money with in the winter. It's not anything I had the money to fix all year but now im at the mercy of the universe to allow me to get through winter with it, and im stressed.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Moment prior to this, I captured a drider on my stairwell...it must have been a young one, cause it was only like 2 inches big, but I stopped it from grabbing its sword. Now to fight more monsters and such in Dark Alliance 2 twitch.tv/war_jebus
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well look what we have here? Coop day 6 and all we have to kill is these random assortment of monsters and we build capital to advance our characters back stories and...a vampire lady you say? Baulders Gate Dark Alliance 2 Https://twitch.tv/war_jebus
October 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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For my fellow Canadians, if you received this email (or a notification on Twitch), you should do it at your earliest convenience. It will ask to verify your tax details and social insurance number.

Link to form (Canadians only): dashboard.twitch.tv/monetization...
October 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
COOPTOBER DAY 5!!! AND FINALLY Dark Alliance 2 is here! We no longer follow our original heroes and now have a brand new adventure-ish to explore. Join us! Dark Alliance 2 twitch.tv/war_jebus
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM