warmheatherette
@warmheatherette.bsky.social
🏳️🌈Jill of All Trades🏳️🌈 Ruler of None ⚾️ Texas Rangers ⚾️ NY Mets 🍎 Dallas Stars ⭐️ 🐾 #UglyDogs🐾 she / her
I bought some ducks. And my auditor partner had to sort them. Dog (Scout) stole one the next day. lol
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I bought some ducks. And my auditor partner had to sort them. Dog (Scout) stole one the next day. lol
I have no concept of anything any longer. It’s just so dumb.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I have no concept of anything any longer. It’s just so dumb.
“Thank you for your attention to this important matter“ 🙄 mmm hmm suuuuuure
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“Thank you for your attention to this important matter“ 🙄 mmm hmm suuuuuure
This? I think?
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This? I think?
Look at my shoes!!!
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Look at my shoes!!!
There is so little happiness and imma take it where I can get it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There is so little happiness and imma take it where I can get it.
I don’t think I can fully articulate how something so silly makes me happy. I’m so tired of the bullshit.
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don’t think I can fully articulate how something so silly makes me happy. I’m so tired of the bullshit.
Getting old is dumb
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Getting old is dumb
It’s literally night and day
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s literally night and day
I went from sweet summer child to this pill box of way too many supplements 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I went from sweet summer child to this pill box of way too many supplements 🙄
I am not kidding when I say we don’t talk about menopause enough. Susan had no symptoms. It kicked my ass. But no one talks about it. Like? What are we doing?!
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I am not kidding when I say we don’t talk about menopause enough. Susan had no symptoms. It kicked my ass. But no one talks about it. Like? What are we doing?!
Once a hockey player comes back on the ice after a penalty, that’s what we hear: “GUESS WHO’S BACK?!”
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Once a hockey player comes back on the ice after a penalty, that’s what we hear: “GUESS WHO’S BACK?!”
And imma keep talking about how pleasant I am to be around. Apparently.
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
And imma keep talking about how pleasant I am to be around. Apparently.
I wish I had figured it out 10 years ago. I’m so much more pleasant to be around.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I wish I had figured it out 10 years ago. I’m so much more pleasant to be around.
I will put my Lexus up against your nuts and bolts all day, every day. Test me, sir.
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I will put my Lexus up against your nuts and bolts all day, every day. Test me, sir.
I always have to check myself while driving bc I live in Texas 🙄 but I SO enjoyed the interaction. I’m still laughing 😆
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I always have to check myself while driving bc I live in Texas 🙄 but I SO enjoyed the interaction. I’m still laughing 😆
The whole interaction was so dumb
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The whole interaction was so dumb
I am also very willing to pay for a ticket. I’m retired. I no longer care about my permanent record. But I’m not racing on a residential street in Dallas.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I am also very willing to pay for a ticket. I’m retired. I no longer care about my permanent record. But I’m not racing on a residential street in Dallas.
He was completely behind me and maneuvered to catch up to me. I laughed at a light. I could have been laughing at a podcast. He could NOT handle it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He was completely behind me and maneuvered to catch up to me. I laughed at a light. I could have been laughing at a podcast. He could NOT handle it.