Anyway, all this to say that breakfast is some watermelon sherbet that mysteriously got lost in the transition.

Bruh you had Pre-COVID meatballs??? You had meatballs from before the world changed?????

If it’s a Costco cheesecake, the pro strat is reportedly to eat it in slices and refrigerate the rest while you go to avoid a room-temp cheesecake “consistency nightmare”

Bitches love a petting zoo. (It’s me, I’m bitches)

Omg and happy belated birthday to you, too!

Added bonus: Putting away the sorted clothes doesn’t seem as overwhelming the next time you look at the piles. It’s just a pile of shorts and/or pants, and I just fold those onto a shelf. I’m just tidying up at this point…

Boom. Laundry put away. Basket is free to start the cycle again. You did it

Note: I’m NOT saying “fold and put away your laundry as you go,” that’s daunting and I’m obviously not gonna do it.

But I noticed that if I sort my clothes into smaller piles of t-shirts, underwear, etc. while digging around then I’m setting myself up for an easier search next time.

Matt just told me that he prefers ballpoint pens to a smooth rollerball or gel pen.

Ick.

For sure.

Also, that sizzle? 😩

Just, like, submerged in little bubbles? Nice and safe in my basket?

All I read was "Walker Texas Ranger," so good luck with that, Chuck Norris.

cc: @sibwarra.bsky.social

Challenge accepted.

An ANGEL.