Warren Greene
@warreng909.bsky.social
Music - The Beatles, MBV, Spacemen 3, Spiritualized. Football - #LFC & OGC Nice. Spaniels and middle-aged fripperies
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Star Warts
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Citizen Kanye
Citizen Kanye
VD For Vendetta
May 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ADD a letter and ruin a movie:
Star Warts
Star Warts
We have had new neighbours move in in Wednesday. Already found out they don’t like Bob Dylan. *turns up stereo*
March 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We have had new neighbours move in in Wednesday. Already found out they don’t like Bob Dylan. *turns up stereo*
Everton won 2-2 last week and lost 2-2 this week
February 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Everton won 2-2 last week and lost 2-2 this week
“Stop driving about like Nelson Mandela”
“Er, Nigel Mansell?”
“Possibly”
“Er, Nigel Mansell?”
“Possibly”
February 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
“Stop driving about like Nelson Mandela”
“Er, Nigel Mansell?”
“Possibly”
“Er, Nigel Mansell?”
“Possibly”
The Welsh can’t drive
February 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The Welsh can’t drive
Nothing screams Valentine’s Day like sitting in the car on my own eating a Ginsters in Newport Pagnell services
February 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Nothing screams Valentine’s Day like sitting in the car on my own eating a Ginsters in Newport Pagnell services
Bloody Everton revving up nicely for Wednesday night I see
February 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bloody Everton revving up nicely for Wednesday night I see
People that go skiing and watch tennis support Arsenal
February 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
People that go skiing and watch tennis support Arsenal
Just tried to have a pint after a long dog walk. The Oakley/Patagonia crowd were out in force with their performative parenting. “Yes, Jago, I know you’re brilliant and I’m amazing and Mummy is brilliant but can you eat your carrots? I’ve got a big board meeting tomorrow and I’m terribly important”
February 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just tried to have a pint after a long dog walk. The Oakley/Patagonia crowd were out in force with their performative parenting. “Yes, Jago, I know you’re brilliant and I’m amazing and Mummy is brilliant but can you eat your carrots? I’ve got a big board meeting tomorrow and I’m terribly important”
The guys are out with their Oakleys and Patagonia gilets
February 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The guys are out with their Oakleys and Patagonia gilets
DeepSeek is a bit thick, to be fair
January 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
DeepSeek is a bit thick, to be fair
Going to spend this morning doing fuck all
January 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Going to spend this morning doing fuck all
S’alright. Just alright
January 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
S’alright. Just alright
Hearing aid update: I’ve gone from “Pardon?” to “STOP SHOUTING, YOU TWAT!!”
January 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Hearing aid update: I’ve gone from “Pardon?” to “STOP SHOUTING, YOU TWAT!!”
Car has just passed its MOT. First time. No sucking of teeth or subtle shakes of the head. Unbelievable.
January 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Car has just passed its MOT. First time. No sucking of teeth or subtle shakes of the head. Unbelievable.
Just had hearing aids fitted. Aside from being the final nail in the coffin of thinking that I’m young it’s made me realise that you all talk a load of shit. It was better being deaf
January 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Just had hearing aids fitted. Aside from being the final nail in the coffin of thinking that I’m young it’s made me realise that you all talk a load of shit. It was better being deaf
Yesterday was a real kick in the teeth for Arsenal. And I love it
January 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Yesterday was a real kick in the teeth for Arsenal. And I love it
Bacon sandwich face
January 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Bacon sandwich face
Lee Mavers is looking well #dragonsden
January 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Lee Mavers is looking well #dragonsden
If that had of gone in, all hell would have broken loose
January 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If that had of gone in, all hell would have broken loose
What actually is a Carabao?
January 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What actually is a Carabao?
Been in the office for 4 hours and I'm going home. The bloke opposite is eating his lunch like a pig and it's making me feel sick
January 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Been in the office for 4 hours and I'm going home. The bloke opposite is eating his lunch like a pig and it's making me feel sick
“It’s snowing”
“What?”
“Snowing”
“Snowing?”
“Yes”
“Actually snowing?”
“Yes”
“I don’t believe you”
“Get off your fat arse and look then!!!!”
“What?”
“Snowing”
“Snowing?”
“Yes”
“Actually snowing?”
“Yes”
“I don’t believe you”
“Get off your fat arse and look then!!!!”
January 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“It’s snowing”
“What?”
“Snowing”
“Snowing?”
“Yes”
“Actually snowing?”
“Yes”
“I don’t believe you”
“Get off your fat arse and look then!!!!”
“What?”
“Snowing”
“Snowing?”
“Yes”
“Actually snowing?”
“Yes”
“I don’t believe you”
“Get off your fat arse and look then!!!!”
Just had passport photos done. “You look like a Basque separatist” wasn’t the intended look
January 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just had passport photos done. “You look like a Basque separatist” wasn’t the intended look