The Bitchless One
warrenghardon.bsky.social
The Bitchless One
@warrenghardon.bsky.social
I wonder what it was I said that made the hoes reject me
Most gut wrenching needle drop in cinema history
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I bought a lathe cutter so I can listen to my pods on vinyl as God intended
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
-E. Presley, August 16, 1977
February 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
To the point that we have a pretty unanimous GOAT of talking shit

youtube.com/shorts/3m-qz...
Not BG trash talking the whole O-Line 😂 #shorts
YouTube video by Philadelphia Eagles
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January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Breaking new ground in the fields of goonship and henchmanry
January 25, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I told my son about Epstein dying and, with tears in his eyes, he did the wakanda salute and said "Jeffkanda forever"
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
My dick's not in my wife! I-it's in Jim's wife, and Bill's wife, and Tom's wife!
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hey Mr. Guy, first time long time, is black studs with an ivory dinner jacket too much or should I go full Rick Blaine and just do white buttons?
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
It's a pretty simple concept that applies to more than art, we get overwhelmed with too much choice and stop thinking

It's like scrolling through streaming for an hour without deciding vs happily watching whatever movie happens to be playing on AMC
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Only time will tell how this administration's "treat everyone responsible for maintaining your power structure like absolute dogshit" strategy will work out
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Agree that it's disappointing that destruction magic is so nerfed in the late game but by the time you get to that point you should have hundreds of thousands of gold to basically retrain yourself into whatever class you want
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Literally any build is viable in MW with some effort, this is probably the worst example you could have picked
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What? There is no mandatory combat tutorial in Morrowind. Once you leave census and excise you can stick to the towns and level up naturally until you're ready for combat, the enemies aren't leveled so you can just pump your skills and health on trainers and 1pt training spells
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I went back and replayed Episode I Racer a few years ago and was honestly shocked at how well it held up.

Obviously the controls and graphics feel dated but for being 25 years old the handling, sense of speed, and gameplay were fantastic
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It's gonna be the biggest caliphate you've ever seen, with the most perfect sharia law
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
As always the Bush era boomer libs were way ahead of us on this one youtu.be/9TYezSrzUUs?...
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's the brightest we've ever seen, in terms of light
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Bars
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A plurality of the Republican base believe, in the core of their being, that Donal Trump is their dad.

Milo called Trump "Daddy" in a joking, gay boy kind of way but your average boat dealership goblin believes it in a literal and somehow exponentially gayer way.
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Fuck the Vikings go Birds but we love you Chris ♥️
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Lights flashing and bells ringing as pitching machines rise out of the field and start wailing fastballs at both dugouts
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
He was looking for a place called freaking Starbucks

Gonna get him a vegan soy mocha crappa bullshit
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This skeet was written in this exact fit while drinking Turkey Hill iced tea directly out of a 1/2 gallon jug in between puffs of a camel wide
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM