Rob
@warspog.bsky.social
I am become Rob, destroyer of pizzas. I’m a scientist for work, but I have lots of other interests too. Sober 12/02/2012
I’m sick today. Doctor Dave has been coming in to check on me every now and again. He can’t do surgery or anything. The only medicine he knows how to use is cat snugs.
May 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’m sick today. Doctor Dave has been coming in to check on me every now and again. He can’t do surgery or anything. The only medicine he knows how to use is cat snugs.
The people on the observation deck were surprised when they looked out the window and saw a fucking giant. Fe Fi Fo Fum… where did you get that Beef? Al’s?
May 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The people on the observation deck were surprised when they looked out the window and saw a fucking giant. Fe Fi Fo Fum… where did you get that Beef? Al’s?
I’ve decided my bsky account is going to be dedicated to the random and absurd. Like Mitch Hedburg’s McDonald’s franchise that doesn’t participate in anything and just sells spaghetti and blankets. Here is my Sausages of the Sea t-shirt.
May 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’ve decided my bsky account is going to be dedicated to the random and absurd. Like Mitch Hedburg’s McDonald’s franchise that doesn’t participate in anything and just sells spaghetti and blankets. Here is my Sausages of the Sea t-shirt.
Dave’s too big to be a lap kitty, but he tries.
April 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Dave’s too big to be a lap kitty, but he tries.
My daughter came into my room to ask me something. When I looked up, I was confronted with Vortex Girl. I have to take her back to college this Saturday 😢
January 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
My daughter came into my room to ask me something. When I looked up, I was confronted with Vortex Girl. I have to take her back to college this Saturday 😢
Dave. Dave’s parking spot.
January 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Dave. Dave’s parking spot.
"You will be visited by 3 spirits..."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 8:56 PM
"You will be visited by 3 spirits..."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Dave was wearing my toque. Snickers had to smell it. It smells of ape. #catsOfBluesky
December 24, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Dave was wearing my toque. Snickers had to smell it. It smells of ape. #catsOfBluesky
Yesterday’s workout was 8 triples with 255. Today my boobs hurt and I want a hamburger.
December 18, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Yesterday’s workout was 8 triples with 255. Today my boobs hurt and I want a hamburger.
The boy just got home from work and I whipped us up some hot cocoa. Like literally. I whipped the cream myself. And I sung Devo whilst I was whipping it. I had the weird red hat and the whole 9 yards (the length of a WWII AAA belt).
December 14, 2024 at 3:33 AM
The boy just got home from work and I whipped us up some hot cocoa. Like literally. I whipped the cream myself. And I sung Devo whilst I was whipping it. I had the weird red hat and the whole 9 yards (the length of a WWII AAA belt).
It’s ugly, but it’s 265 lbs. It’s been a very long road back from injuring and non surgically rehabbing my shoulder. Plus, it’s Friday the 13th and I didn’t drop it on my face. Bonus!
December 13, 2024 at 9:40 PM
It’s ugly, but it’s 265 lbs. It’s been a very long road back from injuring and non surgically rehabbing my shoulder. Plus, it’s Friday the 13th and I didn’t drop it on my face. Bonus!
I picked up my son’s Christmas/birthday/graduation present today. I plugged it in and tried it out. Hitting the push/pull to go from passive to active pickups was like going from metal to 🤘METAL!!!🤘 #guitars
December 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I picked up my son’s Christmas/birthday/graduation present today. I plugged it in and tried it out. Hitting the push/pull to go from passive to active pickups was like going from metal to 🤘METAL!!!🤘 #guitars
Got on my witches for #pjTime. My latest workout challenge seems to have me in pretty good shape for a gentleman of 53. Kinda sore, though.
December 10, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Got on my witches for #pjTime. My latest workout challenge seems to have me in pretty good shape for a gentleman of 53. Kinda sore, though.
I’m off work today and Lemmy is giving me my daily affirmation. Thanks, Lemmy.
December 9, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I’m off work today and Lemmy is giving me my daily affirmation. Thanks, Lemmy.
I like this shirt because the word “motherfucker” isn’t explicitly said, but it is explicitly meant.
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I like this shirt because the word “motherfucker” isn’t explicitly said, but it is explicitly meant.
Just ordered my son’s Christmas/birthday/graduation present. He started playing about a year and a half ago. Megadeth songs. And he actually pulled it off.
December 8, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Just ordered my son’s Christmas/birthday/graduation present. He started playing about a year and a half ago. Megadeth songs. And he actually pulled it off.
Some practitioners of the dark arts use a crystal ball. I have one, but I’ve always had better luck seeing with a 27 pound solid steel ball bearing. Brute force, big tools, and swear words are what get the job done. So it is with witchcraft as well.
December 7, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Some practitioners of the dark arts use a crystal ball. I have one, but I’ve always had better luck seeing with a 27 pound solid steel ball bearing. Brute force, big tools, and swear words are what get the job done. So it is with witchcraft as well.
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
