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@wasape.bsky.social
Just "AJ" for now, folks. I'm a queer historian or some shit
Numunuu (Kwaharu/Peneteka), former journalist, former senate intern, former news editor, former civil rights activist, former sex worker, currently resting after all of that
Bethesda: we know what you want!
Fans: high ro--
Bethesda: yes, that's right! another skyrim release!
Fans: high ro--
Bethesda: yes, that's right! another skyrim release!
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Bethesda: we know what you want!
Fans: high ro--
Bethesda: yes, that's right! another skyrim release!
Fans: high ro--
Bethesda: yes, that's right! another skyrim release!
Sexbot rips off my dick after a particularly heated session
It carries my dick with it as it walks into a wall over and over
It carries my dick with it as it walks into a wall over and over
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Sexbot rips off my dick after a particularly heated session
It carries my dick with it as it walks into a wall over and over
It carries my dick with it as it walks into a wall over and over
*racist tongue flick intensifies*
It's Nig*l Far*ge and I claim my five pounds. Explains why he's always in the states.
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
*racist tongue flick intensifies*
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
"Mrs. Claus scoured his body daily but his jolly corpulence soon gave way to lice in multitudes. Within days, with a wink and a nod he was gone, his belly having burst from pestilence." -- Plutarch, On the Death of Santa Claus
My favourite holiday meme
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Mrs. Claus scoured his body daily but his jolly corpulence soon gave way to lice in multitudes. Within days, with a wink and a nod he was gone, his belly having burst from pestilence." -- Plutarch, On the Death of Santa Claus
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira
les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira
les aristocrates on les pendra!
les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira
les aristocrates on les pendra!
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira
les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira
les aristocrates on les pendra!
les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira
les aristocrates on les pendra!
It was a Chuck Berry bidet
The kind find in a sex pervert store
The kind find in a sex pervert store
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It was a Chuck Berry bidet
The kind find in a sex pervert store
The kind find in a sex pervert store
Basic, white, and lacking spice
Unpopular opinion. This grilled cheese looks bad.
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Basic, white, and lacking spice
Was downloading more lewd mods for Skyrim and ran into an ad for a porn with a guy that looks like Jacob Wysocki eating a cum-filled hot dog and then getting railed by some twunk
Mainstream studios using fat guys? Hot
Mainstream studios using fat guys? Hot
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Was downloading more lewd mods for Skyrim and ran into an ad for a porn with a guy that looks like Jacob Wysocki eating a cum-filled hot dog and then getting railed by some twunk
Mainstream studios using fat guys? Hot
Mainstream studios using fat guys? Hot
@tommorelloofficial.bsky.social did music for FFXIV I am so fckn excited omfg
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@tommorelloofficial.bsky.social did music for FFXIV I am so fckn excited omfg
Air Dud
US Soccer has a new mascot, and I'll be honest: I find this dog very untrustworthy
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Air Dud
PM said "Tingle from Zelda, but in sexy red" #dragracecanada
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
PM said "Tingle from Zelda, but in sexy red" #dragracecanada
@repbonamici.bsky.social please
Yeah, a House member needs to send up that impeachment flag. This is illegal, immoral, dangerous behavior — that is also likely unconstitutional as well.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
@repbonamici.bsky.social please
These vile "Medicare checkup" ads are really pissing me off
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
These vile "Medicare checkup" ads are really pissing me off
"I'm actually worried about the coughing up blood thing" is something I just said
Annoying health issues
Annoying health issues
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"I'm actually worried about the coughing up blood thing" is something I just said
Annoying health issues
Annoying health issues
Thank you, Jimmi Pickles
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Thank you, Jimmi Pickles
Watching Jurassic World Rebirth and it's basically sexy people with dinosaur problems
Google Ngram for chilean sea bass
1992: Jurassic Park comes out and makes the fish popular
2002: Overfishing drops supply
2009: Millennials who grew up watching Jurassic Park start eating it
2014: Overfishing drops supply and dilution by allowing further fish to use the name drops popularity
1992: Jurassic Park comes out and makes the fish popular
2002: Overfishing drops supply
2009: Millennials who grew up watching Jurassic Park start eating it
2014: Overfishing drops supply and dilution by allowing further fish to use the name drops popularity
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Watching Jurassic World Rebirth and it's basically sexy people with dinosaur problems
Some of the notable opponents of the Indiana Plan and Oregon's sterilization law that targeted "sexual perverts" were women like Bethenia Owens-Adair who were otherwise supportive of eugenics, "but not like that," so to speak.
They pissed off male eugenicists who otherwise agreed with them
They pissed off male eugenicists who otherwise agreed with them
Lots of other eugenicists (especially women eugenicists) believed in a combo of euthenics and eugenics. The idea that while we are waiting for eugenic policies to purify the human race, there are environmental factors that can help improve human stock (many dude eugenicists hated this idea)
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Some of the notable opponents of the Indiana Plan and Oregon's sterilization law that targeted "sexual perverts" were women like Bethenia Owens-Adair who were otherwise supportive of eugenics, "but not like that," so to speak.
They pissed off male eugenicists who otherwise agreed with them
They pissed off male eugenicists who otherwise agreed with them
Urggghhh... all of these.
Plus the whole battery of things they say when they hear you're an extreme fall risk, like
Plus the whole battery of things they say when they hear you're an extreme fall risk, like
Stupid Things You Hear In A Wheelchair
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Support our cartoons! --> patreon.com/barry
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Urggghhh... all of these.
Plus the whole battery of things they say when they hear you're an extreme fall risk, like
Plus the whole battery of things they say when they hear you're an extreme fall risk, like
18 years together and me and my husband have only argued once and it was about whether ponies were baby horses or their own thing entirely
When couples say this shit all I can think is you’re either a psycopath or you view your partner the same way you do a pet
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
18 years together and me and my husband have only argued once and it was about whether ponies were baby horses or their own thing entirely
The skeet sheet under the bathroom cuck chairs is fucking ominous
House Oversight Democrats just released never-before-seen photos and videos from Jeffrey Epstein's Island in the U.S. Virgin Islands — including one room in his home that contained a dentist's chair.
Redactions are from the Committee. tinyurl.com/3nux463c
Redactions are from the Committee. tinyurl.com/3nux463c
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The skeet sheet under the bathroom cuck chairs is fucking ominous
Google Ngram for chilean sea bass
1992: Jurassic Park comes out and makes the fish popular
2002: Overfishing drops supply
2009: Millennials who grew up watching Jurassic Park start eating it
2014: Overfishing drops supply and dilution by allowing further fish to use the name drops popularity
1992: Jurassic Park comes out and makes the fish popular
2002: Overfishing drops supply
2009: Millennials who grew up watching Jurassic Park start eating it
2014: Overfishing drops supply and dilution by allowing further fish to use the name drops popularity
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Google Ngram for chilean sea bass
1992: Jurassic Park comes out and makes the fish popular
2002: Overfishing drops supply
2009: Millennials who grew up watching Jurassic Park start eating it
2014: Overfishing drops supply and dilution by allowing further fish to use the name drops popularity
1992: Jurassic Park comes out and makes the fish popular
2002: Overfishing drops supply
2009: Millennials who grew up watching Jurassic Park start eating it
2014: Overfishing drops supply and dilution by allowing further fish to use the name drops popularity