I passed on it back when it came out the first time bc it was youma weekend and it's haunted me ever since...

also I smashed my fingers like 10 times moving stone somehow....??

aa4 flashback sequence of the other deeply traumatic moment in his life being framed as a virtual reality simulation that Apollo/Phoenix both see.........like does he have a psychiatrist. Nvm. I know he doesn't in the aa5 - aa6 timeline.

him channeling godot and ??? during aa4 is also. WhatEVVVVER man.

DOG WHY ARE YOU HAVING TO READ THE CASE FILE FOR ONE OF THE MOST TRAUMATIC EVENTS OF YOUR LIFE AND EXPERIENCING IT IN FLASHBACK SEQUENCE!!! WHY HAVEN'T YOU TALKED ABOUT THIS IN THE TWO GAMES PRIOR!!! oh my god why is he crying

Anyway to phoenix's credit he would break like two nights in to living together imo. I just like bullying the shit out of him. We can't forget Feenie ykwim

It's like if bert & ernie swapped bits

Edgeworth is atp where he's just openly saying shit like "whenever you decide to kiss me I'm all yours" and phoenix is like. "WHAAAAT ...haha... Why would y...my kids in the other-" "our kid" "okay, our, but--" yes they are in the same bed in this scenario

that's her dad. Phoenix is also her dad. No they aren't together. Yes they live in the same house. Please don't ask any more questions phoenix starts getting skittish .

This is supported in canon (despite aa5&6 being 🫩) which is so crazy imo....like your best friend being on cuddling terms with ur daughter is . Sure. But that best friend is MILES EDGEWORTH? She snuck in his luggage. His undies are in there. :(

It's funnier to imagine phoenix being kind of like. Eased into a relationship. Like when you have to let cats get used to each other through the door for a couple weeks... Trucy is the door.

I think it's cute when they aren't "together" yet but clearly miles is like "Trucy is my daughter too? Asshole?" And phoenix just complies

reclaiming the word veteran to mean you survived growing up in a nuclear family during the downfall of the American empire

was talking to my brother abt the ppl I DO end up interested in and he was like "hey man why are they all ROTC coded too are you ok?" CLEAAAARLY NOT. YOU WERE RAISED WITH ME ASSHOLE!!!!

I get hit on by so many older women btw. It's a curse. It's because I'm butch passing I think & in education/eco which is. Look . I'm basically walking bait in that field. Anyway unfortunately that's my worst nightmare.