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The notion of “illegal” immigrants is wild to me.

No human should be denied access to the Earth they were born on. Especially considering none of us chooses where to he born.

It’s absurd that human beings be denied access to their home (Earth) because someone needs to own shit.
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The core problem is this.

The Left has to innovate. It has to construct a world and a message where people want to go. Where they’re willing to take risks and be uncomfortable for progress. That’s hard.

The Right, just has to return to yesteryear. That’s not hard and also familiar. That’s easy.
January 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
People banging out about “little acts of kindness will prevent authoritarianism from crushing us!” have the same energy as “thoughts and prayers”. We are long past the point of change. All we have now, is survival.
January 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Dear Sunday, December 29th, 2024.

As the year closes out. Remember every new year is an opportunity to grow…

Sundays are sort of a micro “New Year”. They cap off my week and give me a chance to approach the next week with a new optimism.

Use this Sunday to decide where to grow next year

#dearDay
December 29, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Dear Saturday December 28th, 2024.

We’re in the middle of the holidays! Be safe folks if you’re traveling! Spend time with your loved ones and take time to reflect on your year. You did good, you made it through 2024. Here we come 2025!!!

#dearDay
December 28, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Dear Friday the 27th of December, 2024.

It’s the end of the year and everyone’s got a list.

It’s also the constant reminder that every year since 2020 has been the longest year ever.

#dearDay
December 27, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Thursday the 26th of December, 2024.

The 26 of December is like a temporal version of post nut clarity. You’ve spent the money, you had the fun and this is moment you start asking…

“… wait was all that really worth 745.03$?”

#dearDay
December 27, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Dear Wednesday the 25th of December, 2024.

The only reason anyone appreciates your presence today because some Sugar Daddy gave us all free sh*t!

Merry Christmas Everyone!

#dearDay
December 25, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Dear Tuesday the 24th of December, 2024.

The only reason anyone is excited about your presence today is because we get free sh*t tomorrow.

#dearDay
December 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Dear Monday the 23rd of December, 2024.

Listen Monday, I get it.You have a collection of stamps. That’s fascinating and all, but can you please me everything you know about Friday? They’re far more interesting.

#dearDay
December 23, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Dear Sunday the 22nd of December, 2024.

You’re the rebound. The one we find comfort in when Saturday went too far with their bullsh*t.

#dearDay
December 22, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Dear Saturday the 21st, 2024.

When people are with Monday, they think of you.

You’re the f*ckboy of the week.
December 21, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Dear Friday the 20th, 2024.

You’re not special, you just have good timing.

#dearDay
December 20, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Dear Thursday the 19th of December, 2024.

You’re a Thursday. You’re just a pre-Friday and will always be. Cool enough for a few drinks but never cool enough to be the “main event”.
December 19, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Dear Wednesday the 18th of December,2024. You are a hump day.

Let’s hope people swipe right on you today.

#dearDay
December 18, 2024 at 5:37 PM
You ever attend a meeting and there’s that one guy who derails a “high level” meeting into tangents about details?

This message is to “that guy”. High level means simple. It doesn’t mean a deep dive into the secrets of the universe 15 minutes before lunch in front of 23 people on teams.
December 18, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Seeing all this news around the drones is interesting but the whole UFO thing is just so deflating. I want to believe. I do. Every time, it’s just… nothing…

#ufoSky
December 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Also, as an aside.

Can we also stop adolescentizing everything?

Why does everything have to be a meme or relatable?

Why does it all have to be boiled down to an edgy picture and words?

Our entire culture has been meme’d and we are objectively worse for it.
December 11, 2024 at 8:31 PM
One of the most exhausting things about modern work and the precarious nature of employment; is that every day we wake up, do our work and subject ourselves to endless measurement and categorization just for the opportunity to not be homeless.

#modernity #work #life #antiwork #burnitalldown
December 11, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Off to a great start here in Kingston!
December 8, 2024 at 5:19 PM
The thing I enjoyed most about Final Fantasy Tactics is the idea that you can build a party of your preference and play it through the game. To play your preference and not be deeply penalized for it.

That’s always been my preference in gaming. A party of my choosing.
November 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I like long trips. You get this moment where there’s a beginning and an end and during that time you can just live in a bubble.

I once was on a 10 hour bus ride from Buffalo New York to Montreal. It went so fast. All I did was listen to music and stare out the window. It felt amazing.
November 18, 2024 at 2:15 AM
@stevedangle20.bsky.social

I have a semi-stupid question for you. How does practice make a team better? Aside from the exercise how does an NHL team get better playing the same group of dudes (themselves) each practice? It feels like “I fought myself and I won so I’m better.”. That seems weird.
November 18, 2024 at 2:11 AM
That Bluejackets game against the Habs was brutal. 3rd period breakdown is real.
November 17, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Here’s mine.
November 17, 2024 at 12:22 AM