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Democracy Dies in Darkness (or with new ownership).
Democracy Dies in Darkness (or with new ownership).
and we now make this during the holidays (for years) - brilliant recipe: youtu.be/7q-VS6pyUiM?...
Carla Makes Pasta e Fagioli | From the Test Kitchen | Bon Appétit
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January 16, 2026 at 5:34 AM
and we now make this during the holidays (for years) - brilliant recipe: youtu.be/7q-VS6pyUiM?...
Mom gave us W.
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Mom gave us W.
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
or shooting civilians dead. They love that.
January 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
or shooting civilians dead. They love that.
as a member of 3 bars may I say: listen to Kevin at your peril. Lots of peril.
January 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
as a member of 3 bars may I say: listen to Kevin at your peril. Lots of peril.
ran out of "no one could have predicted" quips during Bush II, but you can write your own and insert it here _____.
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
ran out of "no one could have predicted" quips during Bush II, but you can write your own and insert it here _____.
looks like he was grown in a lab.
January 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
looks like he was grown in a lab.
that's what he wishes his South Park character looked like.
January 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
that's what he wishes his South Park character looked like.
remember when he controlled the money his casinos made?
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
remember when he controlled the money his casinos made?
I remember the little human from Bride of Frankenstein. Didn't work out so well.
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I remember the little human from Bride of Frankenstein. Didn't work out so well.
I donate to Wikipedia as well as the Wayback Machine - also essential.
January 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I donate to Wikipedia as well as the Wayback Machine - also essential.
is it in fact Venezuela's government now?
January 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
is it in fact Venezuela's government now?
Trump still wants a bin Laden raid for himself.
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Trump still wants a bin Laden raid for himself.
how very North Korean.
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
how very North Korean.
imagine being the staffer who had to explain the Monroe Doctrine to him ...
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
imagine being the staffer who had to explain the Monroe Doctrine to him ...
I suppose they're just clever enough to try a loyalty test.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 AM
I suppose they're just clever enough to try a loyalty test.
now it can be said - Nana was a much better cook than her daughter. I refused nothing so she'd keep feeding me.
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
now it can be said - Nana was a much better cook than her daughter. I refused nothing so she'd keep feeding me.
Nana never said: "try this." She said "eat this!" so I eat a lot of things many adults won't. Black licorice and chopped liver. Not together though.
December 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Nana never said: "try this." She said "eat this!" so I eat a lot of things many adults won't. Black licorice and chopped liver. Not together though.