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Chloe Happ
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SIN - LAX. Alastair and Goliath’s Mum. Tom’s Wife. Ex-Indie Music Festival Producer. Now Indie Gamedev Wife. Kernicterus Parent. Overseas Singaporean.
At the pharmacy a lady is asking for 3 months worth of birth control for her daughter who’s gonna be studying abroad on exchange. I can only imagine myself as that parent trying to make sure my kid stay safe while partying it up overseas 😱😭
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Happy New Year? Who knows. 2025 wasn’t all that great. I’m stressed out, anxious and overextended all the time.
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM
My sister’s kid is always trying to locate Tom, asking for his whereabouts. When she finds him, she shouts at the top of her voice with super enthusiasm - YEEEEEE CHEONG!!!!! Then she brings him random things and shows them to him like treasures. She’s 3 years old and she hasn’t seen him since 2023!
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Alastair is like no no no! Clothes and food is for year round. Christmas is for toys and books!!!
December 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I messed up my latest bleach/dye job so so so incredibly badly that my hair looks fake now. So much breakage and it’s all dry/kinky like plastic doll hair 😭
a woman is crying while leaning against a wall
ALT: a woman is crying while leaning against a wall
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December 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Woke up super exhausted and aching. Dreamt that I was running a race that needed me to jump and pump my arms like mad. I know it’s probably poor recovery from last Friday’s leg day and yesterday’s upper body workout. I have been trying to power through all day and now I need to just Zzzzzzzz
December 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Looking for a dopamine diaper bag. My son’s 10 but I still have to pack spare diapers, clothes, wipes and feeding tools like a bib and bottle. Oh and emergency medicine for seizures. This is on top of my own stuff. What are fun, quirky colourful people carrying?
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What’s with the tinned fish market for the holidays? I’m seeing them everywhere. Gift boxes, subscriptions, advent calendars etc. Really? Tinned fish?
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I easily clock 8000-10,000 steps a day when I’m home (more if I’m out or exercising). Not a sign of diligence but an unfortunate side effect of aging forgetfulness. I’m constantly wandering aimlessly around the house trying to figure out what I was doing and where I’m going.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Been doing the curtsey a lot lately - every time someone mentions my hair or my clothes/accessories. I feel like I need to be extra weird for effect.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m looking at the bookshelf in our guest bedroom and there are tons of cookbooks. I have gotten at least 20 in the last 10 years and I don’t know how to use them. Just sitting there and I feel guilty looking at them or even thinking about giving them away. Such a waste on me. I make food, not cook
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The ladies at my nail shop know who I am but every time I’m there I’m either Kelly, Carey, Colleen or something other than Chloe. Should’ve said Esther, Etty or Elly or even Happy. Hello my name is Happy Happ. Call me Happy
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
60c off per gallon with Ralph’s fuel points today! Old lady in me feels triumphant
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There’s a kid called Mercury at Alastair’s school and he was crying because his parents were late to pick him up
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
3 things I often think/say that break my own heart over and over again when I see other kids in public: 1) must be nice to have a healthy child who can run around freely 2) must be nice to hear your child’s voice say Mum! Dad! 3) must be nice to watch your child do their thing independently
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Mums my age are complaining about thinning skin/hair, gastrointestinal issues and husbands pooping too much. You find camaraderie wherever you can get it, I guess.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Watching Caleb Hammer financial audit videos make me anxious. I can’t watch a video through in just one sitting. How are people so clueless about money?
October 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Alastair had a really rough day yesterday. So much for relaxing on a Saturday. He was in agony and told us he was “sick”. It was neuropathic pain and cramps from involuntary spasm all day long. His arms and legs were flailing, his head was twitching and he was jerking awake even when he was so tired
October 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Found gnarly bites. His arm feel hot and swollen. Looks like a chicken drumstick. His pediatrician prescribed a 10day course of antibiotics. He’s just so out of it. I am so grateful that Mummy’s embrace is still a place of comfort and he wants to snuggle when he’s unwell.
October 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If the world was coming to an end, I would go eat a bunch of fun foods, take a shower and get all dressed up before curling up in bed with my family. My severely disabled child will not survive in the post-apocalypse without all his medications and mobility aids. Watching “Paradise”.
October 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
He loves all the colourful and whimsical bag charms we’ve been making together.
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I have so much fun with Alastair that it’s nuts! My 10 year old and I just spent about an hour making keychains and bag charms. I bought beads and kitschy toys in bulk from a sketchy site in China. Took a while to get here, some things were destroyed but mostly okay. I’m ordering more supplies!!! 😬
September 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I like being in the pool with Alastair. He’s always so happy and contented. I like that our renovated pool makes it easy for me to lift him in and out of the water by myself. I’m going to treasure this while I still have the ability. My happy little joyful dolphin
September 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM