I hope everyone is nice as fuck to retail staff if anyone’s doing any last minute shopping. The girly who served me at Sephora gave me a HUGE bag of samples and a makeup bag just for being polite and nice. She didn’t need to - but be extra lovely to them all please it’s hell out there
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I hope everyone is nice as fuck to retail staff if anyone’s doing any last minute shopping. The girly who served me at Sephora gave me a HUGE bag of samples and a makeup bag just for being polite and nice. She didn’t need to - but be extra lovely to them all please it’s hell out there
Brother why’s is anyone still working at this point, absolutely nothing is happening, the office is emptying out rapidly and everyone’s out of office is on let me just fuck off for Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Brother why’s is anyone still working at this point, absolutely nothing is happening, the office is emptying out rapidly and everyone’s out of office is on let me just fuck off for Christmas
So I just watched emergency paramedics in London perform open heart surgery on the side of the damn road to save a guy who had been stabbed and actually get his heart beating once again. I never want anyone to even consider coming for our nhs ever again Thankyou for coming to my ted talk
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
So I just watched emergency paramedics in London perform open heart surgery on the side of the damn road to save a guy who had been stabbed and actually get his heart beating once again. I never want anyone to even consider coming for our nhs ever again Thankyou for coming to my ted talk
I went to a family dinner tonight and the social battery is running on empty rn. Like the pure joy I have from climbing into bed and watching my silly little documentary’s alone is unmatched
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I went to a family dinner tonight and the social battery is running on empty rn. Like the pure joy I have from climbing into bed and watching my silly little documentary’s alone is unmatched
These two wood pigeons come to my garden everyday for a drink and a snack and I adore them so much they are like feathery marshmallows with zero thoughts. Even when the magpies swoop them (they are territorial lol) they are just happy to be there existing for a peanut
December 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
These two wood pigeons come to my garden everyday for a drink and a snack and I adore them so much they are like feathery marshmallows with zero thoughts. Even when the magpies swoop them (they are territorial lol) they are just happy to be there existing for a peanut
Being able to sing means I am absolutely insufferable. I know this. sorry neighbours, enjoy my rendition of die on this hill by sienna spiro at 7am live from my kitchen
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Being able to sing means I am absolutely insufferable. I know this. sorry neighbours, enjoy my rendition of die on this hill by sienna spiro at 7am live from my kitchen
I have been violently throwing up since 4am and no, it’s not because I am hungover or anything cool like that. It appears that I have caught some insanely awful plague and I am in fact dying
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I have been violently throwing up since 4am and no, it’s not because I am hungover or anything cool like that. It appears that I have caught some insanely awful plague and I am in fact dying
To extend on this how important it is to read an email, (mine already ALWAYS concise) it is also Essential to KEEP IT SHORT!! I’m tired of deciphering thesis style emails in which there is maybe two actionable requests in them.
I have to say nothing winds me up more than people responding to my emails WITHOUT EVEN FUCKING READING THEM HELLO IT USUALLY GIVES YOU THE INFO YOU ARE SEEKING IF YOU SIMPLY USE YOUR EYEBALLS
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
To extend on this how important it is to read an email, (mine already ALWAYS concise) it is also Essential to KEEP IT SHORT!! I’m tired of deciphering thesis style emails in which there is maybe two actionable requests in them.
If there’s one thing people should know about me is you can be a cunt to me all you like at work and I will actively laugh. I do not give a single fuck. But the MOMENT you actively bully someone in my team IN FRONT OF ME I’m afraid it is over for you.
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If there’s one thing people should know about me is you can be a cunt to me all you like at work and I will actively laugh. I do not give a single fuck. But the MOMENT you actively bully someone in my team IN FRONT OF ME I’m afraid it is over for you.