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🎄Casey🎄
@wastelandcasey.and.cat
She/Her.
♏︎☼ ♏︎☾ ♏︎ ➶
Pagan of the good-times.
Adopted by Corvids.🪶
I hope everyone is nice as fuck to retail staff if anyone’s doing any last minute shopping. The girly who served me at Sephora gave me a HUGE bag of samples and a makeup bag just for being polite and nice. She didn’t need to - but be extra lovely to them all please it’s hell out there
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Thinking about this creepy Victorian Christmas card
December 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
MY JOB WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF EVERYONE WOULD STOP FUCKING LYING !!!!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So I fell asleep at 8pm and now I’m awake at 2am like a fuckin crank
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Gonna miss this guy during the Christmas break
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Brother why’s is anyone still working at this point, absolutely nothing is happening, the office is emptying out rapidly and everyone’s out of office is on let me just fuck off for Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My sister gave me a bottle of spicy vape liquid to get me through life it is a Christmas miracle
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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actually all of my systems are nervous
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
So I just watched emergency paramedics in London perform open heart surgery on the side of the damn road to save a guy who had been stabbed and actually get his heart beating once again. I never want anyone to even consider coming for our nhs ever again Thankyou for coming to my ted talk
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I went to a family dinner tonight and the social battery is running on empty rn. Like the pure joy I have from climbing into bed and watching my silly little documentary’s alone is unmatched
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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me at the job i begged for
December 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Change doesn’t arrive politely.
It arrives loudly enough that power feels the need to show its teeth.
December 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
These two wood pigeons come to my garden everyday for a drink and a snack and I adore them so much they are like feathery marshmallows with zero thoughts. Even when the magpies swoop them (they are territorial lol) they are just happy to be there existing for a peanut
December 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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The way I actually had to give the police access to my bksy account today💀💀 court is gonna be insane lmao "yes your honor, I am the angry goose"😭
your honor, i plead the silly goose
December 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Being able to sing means I am absolutely insufferable. I know this. sorry neighbours, enjoy my rendition of die on this hill by sienna spiro at 7am live from my kitchen
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Watching this lil guy doing mad shit to rob my feeders cheered me up today
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This sickness bug has humbled me to my core I’m not even kidding
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I have never felt like everything in my stomach and insides has exited my body before now wow that’s great so fun to find out how that feels rip
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I have been violently throwing up since 4am and no, it’s not because I am hungover or anything cool like that. It appears that I have caught some insanely awful plague and I am in fact dying
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
When people say “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” i genuinely think to myself nah you just need better enemies
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
To extend on this how important it is to read an email, (mine already ALWAYS concise) it is also Essential to KEEP IT SHORT!! I’m tired of deciphering thesis style emails in which there is maybe two actionable requests in them.

Bullet points, I’m fucking begging you
I have to say nothing winds me up more than people responding to my emails WITHOUT EVEN FUCKING READING THEM HELLO IT USUALLY GIVES YOU THE INFO YOU ARE SEEKING IF YOU SIMPLY USE YOUR EYEBALLS
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Alexa play me and the devil by soap&skin
a woman is drinking a cup of coffee while smiling .
ALT: a woman is drinking a cup of coffee while smiling .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If there’s one thing people should know about me is you can be a cunt to me all you like at work and I will actively laugh. I do not give a single fuck. But the MOMENT you actively bully someone in my team IN FRONT OF ME I’m afraid it is over for you.
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM