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Watcher (Parody)
@watching.behind.camera
My life may be misery but at least I have MLP
#rainworld RP and parody account
This is an interpretation of the little information about The Watcher prior to release and is not inspired by the campaign.
Ran by bolt505.bsky.social
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I will also participate in the straw page revival.
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GUYS GUYS
I CAN TURN INVISIBLE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
May 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Welp. This is uncomfortable. As soon as I can figure out where the fuck I am, could someone please pull me out of here???
May 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oh
Oh god it's spreading. It's spreading fast and I can't stop it.
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fu-
Something's wrong... I woke up this cycle and Unfortunate Development looks different. It's dark. Darker than normal at least.
And the rot. I can't seem to sense it like I normally can...
May 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Something's wrong... I woke up this cycle and Unfortunate Development looks different. It's dark. Darker than normal at least.
And the rot. I can't seem to sense it like I normally can...
May 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
//Aight gang. Technically Watcher spoilers have been allowed unmarked on the feed for awhile now, but I'm gonna start actually doing shit with that
May 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
As Watcher "enby" Rain World themselves, I too support trans rights.

//C'mon, I even put a blatantly pro-trans message at the top of the feed to deter the assholes
May 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I should try roleplay
It seems like fun.
April 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I do not have a nose.
But I have been told the scent is really bad.
April 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It would likely infect you and you would get cancer.
April 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What the hell is a pope?
April 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
YOU'RE RIGHT
April 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I am constantly aware of what the rot is doing, but since it operates without my interference, it's like background noise. It's only when something is irregular that I really notice or if I specifically choose to focus on a particular cyst or group of cysts.
April 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sometimes I wonder if our rot could spread like the scarlet rot, but the big difference is that while I actively try to suppress the rot, Malenia seems very keen on spreading the scarlet rot.
April 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
You see, I would love to, but unfortunately all I can really think of is to match Gourmand with Twilight Sparkle and almost everyone else is either Crysalis or Cozy Glow depending on if they're more evil evil or manipulative evil respectively.

And Red Saint is Rainbow Dash.
April 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Actually, it would probably be a good idea to know her before you start watching her. That's a good call.
April 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I will also participate in the straw page revival.
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April 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
//I am realizing that Watcher is an autistic child who has trouble expressing emotion and finds comfort in watching My Little Pony because the outside world doesn't understand them.
Many such cases
April 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I don't get it. I've spent all this time trying so hard to understand sentient relationships, and I thought I was starting to. I thought I was doing everything right. But still nobody can get along...
Is this how it really works? Was I fed a lie? A dream? Is it pointless to want to have friends..?
April 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Guys, whatever is going on up there is starting to affect the structure.
Bits of the memory conflux are starting to fall into UD. And I don't think the rot is too happy about it either...
April 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
//Man these writers are getting so tired.
They clearly completely ran out of ideas for Gourmand. He hasn't had a meaningful appearance in so long. And Watcher has just been flanderized into being just a vessel for a writer to talk about mlp.
April 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I would like to publicly apologize to all scavengers. I seem to have lost sight of the power of friendship, instead trying to spread hatred and malice. I now understand the gravity of my mistake, and I would like to extend an open hand to all scavengers, despite what may have happened in the past.
April 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
//Making Watcher hate scavengers is fun because I've actually just been going on a scavenger genocide in my Watcher playthrough
April 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
That is it then. That's the end.

I think I may finally understand.
April 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This was actually me
April 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Can't believe they didn't mention this, but with every Nintendo Switch 2 system, you receive a free clump of rot stuck in your system fans.
April 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM