queerious george
@waterbear.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 ♏️ she/her, big-titty-goth-girlfriend, player 1, anxious, not like those other moms I’m a Cool Mom
even though we are in a fight, I saved a funny post to send you later.
April 25, 2024 at 8:37 PM
even though we are in a fight, I saved a funny post to send you later.
my sick burn in the comment section of a racist post in a neighborhood fb group is getting some traction.
February 23, 2024 at 1:54 AM
my sick burn in the comment section of a racist post in a neighborhood fb group is getting some traction.
feeling a little down, how about some music.
black box recorder: “life is unfair / kill yourself or get over it.”
oh no.
black box recorder: “life is unfair / kill yourself or get over it.”
oh no.
February 22, 2024 at 3:41 PM
feeling a little down, how about some music.
black box recorder: “life is unfair / kill yourself or get over it.”
oh no.
black box recorder: “life is unfair / kill yourself or get over it.”
oh no.
Don’t you ever talk to me or my son again.
February 15, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Don’t you ever talk to me or my son again.
I looked at four different mommy-and-me yoga videos and all of the women were insufferable.
January 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I looked at four different mommy-and-me yoga videos and all of the women were insufferable.
bro.
is it gay to fuck women?
is it gay to fuck women?
January 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
bro.
is it gay to fuck women?
is it gay to fuck women?
fuck around and hurt your own feelings, pussy.
December 21, 2023 at 2:02 AM
fuck around and hurt your own feelings, pussy.
cycle tracking app: your period is in three days and that’s a threat.
December 20, 2023 at 3:10 PM
cycle tracking app: your period is in three days and that’s a threat.
wife: (after being annoying all day) are you just going to murder me someday?
me: yes. you’ll see it coming.
wife: really?
me: not in a way that helps you escape. I just want you to know it’s happening.
me: yes. you’ll see it coming.
wife: really?
me: not in a way that helps you escape. I just want you to know it’s happening.
December 18, 2023 at 6:17 PM
wife: (after being annoying all day) are you just going to murder me someday?
me: yes. you’ll see it coming.
wife: really?
me: not in a way that helps you escape. I just want you to know it’s happening.
me: yes. you’ll see it coming.
wife: really?
me: not in a way that helps you escape. I just want you to know it’s happening.
leaving a lipstick ring on the mouth of the pepto bismal bottle 💅
November 28, 2023 at 4:47 PM
leaving a lipstick ring on the mouth of the pepto bismal bottle 💅
wife: cream cheese is kinda gross.
me: (aggressively to the barista) spread it like you are frosting a fucking cake.
me: (aggressively to the barista) spread it like you are frosting a fucking cake.
November 25, 2023 at 2:42 PM
wife: cream cheese is kinda gross.
me: (aggressively to the barista) spread it like you are frosting a fucking cake.
me: (aggressively to the barista) spread it like you are frosting a fucking cake.
I wish all my enemies a life time of putting on a too-small sports bra while still damp from the shower.
November 11, 2023 at 2:31 PM
I wish all my enemies a life time of putting on a too-small sports bra while still damp from the shower.
if I had this I would have so many friends
November 4, 2023 at 1:09 AM
if I had this I would have so many friends
quote skeet with a picture of graffiti from your phone.
October 26, 2023 at 7:35 PM
quote skeet with a picture of graffiti from your phone.
sub-posting my wife so she gives me attention.
October 26, 2023 at 5:11 PM
sub-posting my wife so she gives me attention.
so do we not do news on this app? i refuse to go on X but i am missing the live updates.
October 26, 2023 at 2:10 PM
so do we not do news on this app? i refuse to go on X but i am missing the live updates.
the cigarette mom who calls everyone sweetie and lets you have wine coolers
October 15, 2023 at 9:34 PM
the cigarette mom who calls everyone sweetie and lets you have wine coolers
me: yeah it’s cool to be the oldest, but you watch the love you get being slowly divided smaller and smaller amongst your siblings and cousins
my toddler: kitty
my toddler: kitty
October 15, 2023 at 8:25 PM
me: yeah it’s cool to be the oldest, but you watch the love you get being slowly divided smaller and smaller amongst your siblings and cousins
my toddler: kitty
my toddler: kitty
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highly recommend logging off sometimes an d having gay sex
October 2, 2023 at 1:43 PM
highly recommend logging off sometimes an d having gay sex
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bitchin camero rt if u agree
October 15, 2023 at 6:55 PM
bitchin camero rt if u agree
before weed: it would be nice if I died.
after weed: what a lovely fall day :)
after weed: what a lovely fall day :)
October 6, 2023 at 1:47 PM
before weed: it would be nice if I died.
after weed: what a lovely fall day :)
after weed: what a lovely fall day :)
