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Normalize publicly shaming grifters until they mentally, physically, and financially break down

www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Hl...
Toronto lawyer couple lived lavishly off stolen funds
YouTube video by CBC News
www.youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Only one more month without baseball means I can take this revolver out of my mouth
January 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
No chance he makes it to spring. None. Zero. He’s cooked. The fun part will be squashing all the rats as they try to flee the sinking ship.
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
An overlooked aspect of the US strikes on Venezuela is that Trump threw his rape baby into Lake Michigan
December 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Even over the holidays in rural Quebec, I manage to find myself stuck behind a bunch of turkeys in traffic
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Late Stage Internet
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
America brought back the minstrel show
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Which iconic sci-fi character has the fullest bush?
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
TNT should make Gretzky take a breathalyzer every time he wants to chime in during intermission
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Calling it now: CBS is going to un-cancel Colbert in a ham-fisted attempt to recover from this 60 Minutes scandal.

Please keep shit like this in mind when the developmentally delayed country *beneath* mine claims to be the ”leader of the free world.”
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
lol the fact that Americans allow Trump to remain in power is truly the most cuck shit ever
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Very cool thing about my country: our leader has never fucked children
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Bari Weiss sounds like the medical term for turds that won’t flush because they’re so full of aspartame
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In Freud’s defense, have you seen his mom?!
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#Habs fucked up not calling him Blueppi
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
RIP manosphere
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Would pay extra
Idea: a feed that only shows posters who are currently crashing out
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’ve Had Just About Enough Of This Epstein Story That I Figure Prominently In, by David Brooks
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Normalize guys calling each other Hoes
December 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Pretty sure Netflix’s new Simon Cowell show counts as body horror.
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
McDavid hearing everyone say MacKinnon’s got the Art Ross locked up
a man says it became personal with me in a close up
ALT: a man says it became personal with me in a close up
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“A second side-arm reliever just signed with the Blue Jays…”
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My sales pitch to lure MLB free agents to the Blue Jays:

What if the Dodgers didn’t play in a violent, fascist theocracy?
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
At this point I would rather have Charlie Rocket’s post-SNL career than Fallon’s.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just won the Dad Olympics by turning David Lee Roth’s Just Like Livin’ In Paradise into Just Six Seven In Paradise.

Unrelated, does anyone know the cure for 46 tiny stab wounds?
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM