Shift Orion
@waterforfire.bsky.social
I rolled off a turnip truck, down a rabbit hole, and stuck the landing in Hollywood.
How did I fall down the most annoying rabbit hole in Hollywood?
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
How did I fall down the most annoying rabbit hole in Hollywood?
What if everything actually just ends up working out eventually?
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What if everything actually just ends up working out eventually?
Y'all should check out Kat Tenbarge's new show. Fun and informative!
www.youtube.com/live/wWuBR9i...
www.youtube.com/live/wWuBR9i...
FALL AND RISE OF DISNEYLAND PARIS // FANTASYLAND POD EP #3
YouTube video by Fantasyland Pod
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December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Y'all should check out Kat Tenbarge's new show. Fun and informative!
www.youtube.com/live/wWuBR9i...
www.youtube.com/live/wWuBR9i...
If you fuck me over and I seem like I didn't notice or didn't mind, wait 🤣💯✌🏽
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you fuck me over and I seem like I didn't notice or didn't mind, wait 🤣💯✌🏽
My directorial debut, Thingamabob, has been accepted for a screening!
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My directorial debut, Thingamabob, has been accepted for a screening!
RIP, e'rybody. Welcome to Hell 😆
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
RIP, e'rybody. Welcome to Hell 😆
Anyway, unironically, I'm watching Pearl rn instead lol
a woman in a red shirt is smiling and making a funny face
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is smiling and making a funny face
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November 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Anyway, unironically, I'm watching Pearl rn instead lol
I thought this said "melanin" for a second and I was like "CORRELATION IS NOT CAUS- oh, nm, lemme stfu 🤭" 😅🤣
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I thought this said "melanin" for a second and I was like "CORRELATION IS NOT CAUS- oh, nm, lemme stfu 🤭" 😅🤣
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as a Jill's unmet needs and Jack's TBI?
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as a Jill's unmet needs and Jack's TBI?
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as a tickle torture feather in Old King Cole's merry old dungeon
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as a tickle torture feather in Old King Cole's merry old dungeon
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as egg
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as egg
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as Bo Peep's steering wheel cover
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as Bo Peep's steering wheel cover
I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as the bill of Gordon Goose's oversized hat as he sat on Little Miss Muffet's tuffet eating the heaping mound of curds and whey she insisted on serving him?
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as the bill of Gordon Goose's oversized hat as he sat on Little Miss Muffet's tuffet eating the heaping mound of curds and whey she insisted on serving him?
I hate gay halloween because what you mean you're going as Mary's gigantic obnoxious meddling sheep
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I hate gay halloween because what you mean you're going as Mary's gigantic obnoxious meddling sheep
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as big moods on Big Brother
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as big moods on Big Brother
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as big moods on Big Brother
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as big moods on Big Brother
I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as Shin Gojira's esophageal laser stress prepping to destroy Tokyo
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as Shin Gojira's esophageal laser stress prepping to destroy Tokyo
I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as Laura Dern's initial reaction to seeing a real live dinosaur for the first time ever.
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as Laura Dern's initial reaction to seeing a real live dinosaur for the first time ever.
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as the harmonic space between Barbara and Judy?
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as the harmonic space between Barbara and Judy?
I hate gay Halloween because wym you gon as...
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hate gay Halloween because wym you gon as...
