Nothing could make me want to get spotify premium more than that terrible ziploc ad about the guy hating his cousin for that mac and cheese. It has some of the worst audio I have ever heard and makes me want to smash my face through a wall every time.

I keep seeing ads for cloaks. Lime how dare you look so good but cost like $200. Its tough enough having to wrap blankets around me to be a bad bitch.

What is with my youtube ad algorithm, just the other day I was seeing grad school ads and now I'm seeing k-12. I have no kids.

I am supposed to be starting a new job on Monday. Still have not heard when I'm supposed to show up or what building I'm going to. And to top it all off the agency had all of their onboarding people out for the holidays. #fuckmylife #freakingout

In a few day, I'm going to be lossing my college email account. Its been about 8 years since I graduated, but going through my old files today really got to me. It really makes me reflect on the last few years. I wonder, what would undergrad me think about the me who he will become?

One of the best feelings in the whole world is crawling into bed after showering.

Straight women deserve so much better

Having Agatha get progressively more chaotically queer each episod is what I really needed in my life.